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First off, Batman is not really a superhero. He's just some rich asshole who has incredible "toys". Superman is a superhero. Batman can't even fly and there is not one superpower. Money is nice, but it's not a superpower.
1: He would not fuck Catwoman. Who wouldn't fuck Catwoman? BATMAN! Even "Boy Wonder" wanted to fuck her, but Batman stopped him. It wasn't just Catwoman, there was also Poison Ivy, the Enchantress, and a few other babes he could have nailed but never did.
2: Impecible taste & interior decorator. Yes, he is somewhat of a Wasp but being waspy does not make you gay. He brags that he decorated Wayne Manor, he knows he art, always picks the best wine and is accepted in society as a "playboy". What chicks has he nailed? You need to fuck women and lots of them to be called a playboy.
3: He can have any woman he wants, but who does he hang around with? Young Dick, of course. When have millions of dollars at your disposal and women begging you for a hot beef injection, who would
you hang around with? Supermodels or Dick? Let's not forget that he chose a young man with a nice boyish build and dresses him in tights and they change next to eachother sliding down a pole. No separate dressing rooms, let us change together! Let me help you with your tights boy wonder.
4: No french maid. A BUTLER! Alfred. No french whores, no pole dancers. ALFRED!
5: Batgirl was hot. I'd fuck Batgirl in a second. He didn't even let her in the car and she had her own changing room. Young "Dick" was always by his side.
6: Aunt Harriet, she looks like a faghag.
7: Commissioner Gordon & Police Chief O'Hara were his best friends. No pimps, no hoes, just two old "bears" had his phone number.
8: Chandell (Liberace played this villan) was the only one he actually cared about. He kicked the ever loving shit out of the Joker, Penguin, Mr. Freeze, etc. But when he kicked Chandell's ass he told Robin that he felt sorry and wish he could do something for him because he "felt the good"
within him.
9: Utility belt. The 14" batdildo will suffice in this situation young Dick.
10: As he gets older, is more and more concerned with his appearance. In the 60's the costume was a tard, he didn't even stuff his crotch. 40 years later, there is all kinds of modifications done to make everything look bigger and bulkier then it actually is.
I will gladly invite Batman to the Trench Wars Forums so he can meet his future boyfriend: Xog. Have a good night. and fuck you and all your mothers.
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1: He would not fuck Catwoman. Who wouldn't fuck Catwoman? BATMAN! Even "Boy Wonder" wanted to fuck her, but Batman stopped him. It wasn't just Catwoman, there was also Poison Ivy, the Enchantress, and a few other babes he could have nailed but never did.
2: Impecible taste & interior decorator. Yes, he is somewhat of a Wasp but being waspy does not make you gay. He brags that he decorated Wayne Manor, he knows he art, always picks the best wine and is accepted in society as a "playboy". What chicks has he nailed? You need to fuck women and lots of them to be called a playboy.
3: He can have any woman he wants, but who does he hang around with? Young Dick, of course. When have millions of dollars at your disposal and women begging you for a hot beef injection, who would
you hang around with? Supermodels or Dick? Let's not forget that he chose a young man with a nice boyish build and dresses him in tights and they change next to eachother sliding down a pole. No separate dressing rooms, let us change together! Let me help you with your tights boy wonder.
4: No french maid. A BUTLER! Alfred. No french whores, no pole dancers. ALFRED!
5: Batgirl was hot. I'd fuck Batgirl in a second. He didn't even let her in the car and she had her own changing room. Young "Dick" was always by his side.
6: Aunt Harriet, she looks like a faghag.
7: Commissioner Gordon & Police Chief O'Hara were his best friends. No pimps, no hoes, just two old "bears" had his phone number.
8: Chandell (Liberace played this villan) was the only one he actually cared about. He kicked the ever loving shit out of the Joker, Penguin, Mr. Freeze, etc. But when he kicked Chandell's ass he told Robin that he felt sorry and wish he could do something for him because he "felt the good"
within him.
9: Utility belt. The 14" batdildo will suffice in this situation young Dick.
10: As he gets older, is more and more concerned with his appearance. In the 60's the costume was a tard, he didn't even stuff his crotch. 40 years later, there is all kinds of modifications done to make everything look bigger and bulkier then it actually is.
I will gladly invite Batman to the Trench Wars Forums so he can meet his future boyfriend: Xog. Have a good night. and fuck you and all your mothers.
Love,
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