as seen in shreveport

[Jason]

scotch tape over the straw hole

sounds more like a shreveport man's idea of a condom

[paradise!]

the spaghettios car is straight ballin

a daiquiri in a foam cup? funny

[Jerome Scuggs]

scotch tape over the straw hole

sounds more like a shreveport man's idea of a condom

wtf is a condom

[Jason]

condoms go on your food, yo

catsup, holmes

[Squeezer]

I'm with Xog.

There are drive-thru liquor stores? Isn't that a bit counter-intuitive?

I guess it doesn't matter since people park in the lot, go inside, buy liquor, and drive away. Still, what's the first thing anyone does after they're handed a bag at a McDonald's drive thru? Reach in and get a taste of the fries.

[Jeenyuss]

I'm with Xog.

There are drive-thru liquor stores? Isn't that a bit counter-intuitive?

I guess it doesn't matter since people park in the lot, go inside, buy liquor, and drive away. Still, what's the first thing anyone does after they're handed a bag at a McDonald's drive thru? Reach in and get a taste of the fries.

sit on it

[paradise!]

I've seen a few drive-in liquor stores. Whatever you're thinking it looks like, it's probably that.

[Jerome Scuggs]

There are drive-thru liquor stores? Isn't that a bit counter-intuitive?

for it to be counter-intuitive, doesn't there have to be intuition in the first place? i mean, it's the louisiana government we are talking about here

i'm pretty sure the only thing you can legally sell in a takeaway styrofoam cup are frozen/mixed drinks, but yes, you can buy beer/liquor through the window as well. but if you buy beer, it has to be in a brown bag, or else it is public intoxication!

i think we are also one of the few states that allows underage people drink legally if they are a) on their property or b) have parent's consent (maybe both). so yeah, the alcohol business here is like the cigarette business up until a decade ago, finding awesome ways for people to get hammered at ANY age!

[Ilya]

are you going to the independence bowl

[Jerome Scuggs]

are you going to the independence bowl

maybe. the last time i went it was a texas game (i only go to watch texas get beat) and it motherfucking snowed. right now it's like 70 degrees outside though so if the weather is good then i'm there. i have yet to be 21 and in a football stadium.

[Jerome Scuggs]

there are three photos that do not exist (well i did not take any photos on day i will find them) that i wish i could post here

the pizza place i work at is a weird place, and within the past week i have witnessed people do crazy shit in the nude. our store is right across the street from Centenary college, and a week ago someone climbed to the top of "the gold dome", the big basketball stadium. in between centenary and pieworks is King's Highway, which is one of the busiest streets here (which reminds me, i saw rainn wilson and liv tyler on tuesday on kings highway). anyways this guy stood on top in the nude for a good minute or so, campus police didn't even see him (they were parked near the dome).

last night we closed up shop and we were sitting on the back porch having beers, and it turned into beer pong, which turned into re-opening the store and throwing a party. my partner and i ran the table for four games and then lost, but overall we had the best rec (look i love pong, i'm legally blind so this is like some ESPN comeback shit here, how am i so awesome at it). at some point in the morning, one of my friends (male) and one of my managers (female, not the one i fucked) decided to run around down kings highway, naked. did i mention it was super-raining? but they did it. it was awesome.

[Xog]

fry dat chicken, jayro. u hear me?

[Jerome Scuggs]

[Jerome Scuggs]

haha in the reflection of the window you can see a photo of miss louisiana

[phata$$]

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