Cologne

[Edify]

I hate going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

You stole this from somewhere. I don't know where but I've definitely heard the funeral+you're next material.

Hmm where is this from..?

[the_paul]

You stole this from somewhere. I don't know where but I've definitely heard the funeral+you're next material.

Hmm where is this from..?

One of the oldest jokes in the history of the world

[Xog]

some quote site. it made me lol when i read it

come comedian's used it before too

[gran guerrero]

don't wear any

wear some old spice deodorant

occasionally use old spice spray stuff

but to hell with cologne

i attract the ladies because i just am awesome, not because i smell awesome

this

[Mantra-Slider]

Preach it Paulo

All Euros seem to be under the notion that they don't smell and therefore don't need to use deoderant/cologne. But... they do, on both counts

I gotta agree with this. everyone in sweden smell like shit, doesnt care about hygiene or fashion at all, and are among the dirtiest creatures on the planet.

[Twerp]

You stole this from somewhere. I don't know where but I've definitely heard the funeral+you're next material.

Hmm where is this from..?

http://www.bash.org/?top

[L1 TW]

:wub:.

[Cops]

removed;

[Cops]

Or... not. See, I just know how to take care of myself. It works pretty well and you don't really need anything to hide any smells cause there are none.

i can't believe you're defending this, i bet you sweat and smell like fucking shit. you're a dude, at least i think you are. you need to wear deodorant. wearing cologne isn't necessary, it's not something you don't need to do, so that's why everyone is wondering why you're saying you don't wear cologne or deodorant as if they're somehow in same category of unnecessary products. wearing deodorant is like brushing your teeth, it's called courtesy.

by the way, if anyone bathes themselves in axe or body spray and goes out in public i hope the chemicals you showered your clothes in seep into your skin and cause cancer.

[Cops]

trip post for the win

itt galleleo learns about personal hygiene

[Mr. Peanuts]

I have accumulated about 15 different aftershaves/colognes (whatever you call them) over the years. Most of them remind me of hangovers as all I can smell when I'm hungover is whatever I wore last night, only staler.

So, my favourite is dictated by whatever I got most recently, which happens to be Davidoff Cool Water.

[paradise!]

davidoff
shower gel and deodorant

[Galleleo]

Rofl, you people obviously know nothing. Just because you are all terrible at keeping a personal hygiene, doesn't mean I have to be.

I don't have to wear deodorant because in general I don't smell. I have never really used and no one has ever complained. Just because you find it easier to just spray a bit in the morning instead of actually keeping yourself clean, doesn't mean everyone else needs to. The only "problem" I have is that my feet smell easily.

In the end, it doesn't matter what any of you people think anyway. As long as none of the ladies complain, I have no problem.

[genocidal]

What I learned in this thread:

It seems that it's not that European people don't care about their stench or are inconsiderate but that they honestly believe they don't stink. Even if you rub your pits raw with soap in the shower they're going to smell after at least 6 or 7 hours unless you have some sort of sweat gland disease (in which case you probably smell weird still).

[PaulOakenfold]

Rofl, you people obviously know nothing. Just because you are all terrible at keeping a personal hygiene, doesn't mean I have to be.

I don't have to wear deodorant because in general I don't smell. I have never really used and no one has ever complained. Just because you find it easier to just spray a bit in the morning instead of actually keeping yourself clean, doesn't mean everyone else needs to. The only "problem" I have is that my feet smell easily.

In the end, it doesn't matter what any of you people think anyway. As long as none of the ladies complain, I have no problem.

haha you are disgusting