everything you want in the world is right outside your comfort zone

[Ilya]

i am coming out of the safety of the Melee subforum because this is serious business.

BACKGROUND: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...he-lost-season!

SITUATION: olympic gymnast and recently legalized teenager Shawn Johnson loves skype. she uses it all the time. notorious lady lover and spaceship pilot ilyaz found her skype name and wants to take his facebook and twitter friendship to the next level

DILEMA: do i call her? do i take screenshots? what do we talk about? do we discuss alicia sacramone? do i ask her if she wants to be an internet celebrity like me? can i ask her if i can do her taxes? do i offer to shift her kidneys? dong: in or out?

i don't wanna blow this, guys

[Jason]

offer to do her taxes while shifting her kidneys and listening to how her day went

women love a man who can multi-task

[Xog]

do it dude


record that shit though!


and who the fuck is this? http://trenchwars.wordpress.com/

[Epinephrine]

Go for it! But pics!

Whatever happened with you and those craigslist ladies?

[Ilya]

they only wanted me for my body

[phata$$]

Gymnasts. Ughhhh.

[Blocks]

Ilya I have tremendous respect for you and am considering letting you do my taxes.

[soup]

I love that girl, she was my favorite, always watched her games.

[Ilya]

considering letting you do my taxes.

[royCE]

hold on...you came to tw forums to get tips on getting a female....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Xog]

hold on...you came to tw forums to get tips on getting an olympic gymnast

fixed

[Ilya]

WHAT'S HE PAINTING???

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everything is falling into place.

[Jedi DC]

good one

[D1st0rt]

Ilyander will you come to bars with me and then paint watercolors on the metro ride home?

[Ilya]

i'm saving up for some colored pencils