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    They really screwed up on the marketing value of the 1st female robot and it actually that looked pretty good, but it did not offer the buyer the obvious use that most men would purchase such a thing. Well now that has changed!


    Las Vegas, Nevada (CNN) -- To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.

    Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.

    "She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.

    Lifelike dolls, artificial sex organs and sex-chat phone lines have been keeping the lonely company for decades. But Roxxxy takes virtual companionship to a new level.

    Powered by a computer under her soft silicone "skin," she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct "personalities," from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers' preferences.

    "There's a tremendous need for this kind of product," said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.

    This reminds me of the "Real Doll" that they had on the Howard Stern show years ago. The problem they had and the same thing I am wondering is...who cleans her up after she is done doing her work?

    Ahh technology...can't stop cancer or AIDS, but we can give a hard up loser a doll that they can screw all the time. I wonder if people will use this doll in car pool lanes?
    May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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    How empty must your life be to buy one of those things?

    It looks like Catherine Tate.

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    • #3
      Looks like someone stepped on 'her' face. Looks really weird!
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      • #4
        I wouldn't touch it with my thirty nine and a half foot pole.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts View Post
          It looks like Catherine Tate.
          Ding ding ding...exactly!! I couldn't think of her name other than she was on Dr. Who. Amazing similarity in looks to her though.
          May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by 404 Not Found View Post
            Ahh technology...can't stop cancer or AIDS, but we can give a hard up loser a doll that they can screw all the time. I wonder if people will use this doll in car pool lanes?
            I disagree. This doll will do wonders in preventing AIDS!
            Originally posted by paradise!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Salubrious View Post
              I disagree. This doll will do wonders in preventing AIDS!
              Depends on if you share the doll after it is used and if it was cleaned or not. Almost puked just thinking about that.
              May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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              • #8
                i don't like that that guy in the picture is thinking

                i don't know what it is but it cant be good

                he's not thinking hmm i wonder what i should make for dinner tonight
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                • #9


                  the singularity is near.
                  SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFS

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Xog View Post
                    I wouldn't touch it with my thirty nine and a half foot pole.
                    xog just wanted to say congrats. no one's made the joke.
                    Originally posted by turmio
                    jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                    Originally posted by grand
                    I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                    • #11
                      that dude looks like he's fucked his robot so many times though. everything about him says i fuck robots
                      Originally posted by turmio
                      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                      Originally posted by grand
                      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                      • #12
                        sertifi ordered one

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                        • #13
                          and soupero showed up

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                          • #14
                            Hoooooooooooooooooo

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Benno View Post


                              the singularity is near.
                              This is going to give me nightmares. thank you.
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                              TelCat> i dont

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