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  • VD Plans?

    what're ya'll doin?

    Steak dinner, bottle of wine, bottle of whiskey, and Pirates in HD for me.
    (pirates, of course, being the 2005 release that set the record for the highest budget ever allotted for a pornographic film)

    romance at its finest.

  • #2
    i'm going to go to my ex girlfriend's place and cut myself and draw hearts on all the windows and all over her car with my blood...

    not really, but really i like your idea.
    There once was a man from Nantucket.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
      what're ya'll doin?

      Steak dinner, bottle of wine, bottle of whiskey, and Pirates in HD for me.
      (pirates, of course, being the 2005 release that set the record for the highest budget ever allotted for a pornographic film)

      romance at its finest.
      I would personally go for Stagnetti's Revenge instead.

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      • #4
        am I the only one that thought this was about plans for what to do if you contracted a venereal disease?
        5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
        5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
        5:royst> i wish it was calculus

        1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

        1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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        • #5
          I thought about that too but it would be too easy to make a joke about it.

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          • #6
            Apparently I asked some guy to be my valentine last night. I gave him a flower made out of newspaper and asked him to come to McDonald's with me.
            Pandagirl!

            (ph)>12 is just right

            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
            1:Chao <ER>> at all
            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
            Chao <ER> - hero

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            • #7
              taking some broad who gave me a flower made out of newspaper to mcdonalds
              can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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              • #8
                pretending to be a woman again. It was fun, I gave some ugly guy a flower made of newspaper and asked him to go to mcdonalds on valentine's day. I only did it cuz i felt sorry for him though. I dunno if I really wanna go through with it

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                • #9
                  I'll likely be moping.

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                  • #10
                    Will be celebrating Chinese New Years instead.
                    duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                    Mattey> put me in corch

                    zidane> go kf urself pork

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Xog View Post
                      pretending to be a woman again. It was fun, I gave some ugly guy a flower made of newspaper and asked him to go to mcdonalds on valentine's day. I only did it cuz i felt sorry for him though. I dunno if I really wanna go through with it
                      No, he's actually pretty hot. I can only pick up hot guys when I'm drunk. This leads me to conclude that all hot guys are assholes looking to take advantage of a drunk chick. Even if she does give him a rose made out of the classifieds.
                      Pandagirl!

                      (ph)>12 is just right

                      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                      1:Chao <ER>> at all
                      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                      Chao <ER> - hero

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                      • #12
                        the more you know --==*


                        1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                        • #13
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                          duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                          Mattey> put me in corch

                          zidane> go kf urself pork

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                            No, he's actually pretty hot. I can only pick up hot guys when I'm drunk. This leads me to conclude that all hot guys are assholes looking to take advantage of a drunk chick. Even if she does give him a rose made out of the classifieds.
                            I was pretending to be the one who gave ilya the paper flower.

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                            • #15
                              I don't plan on getting a venereal disease for a long time. especially after I learned my lesson with the herpes.
                              TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                              TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                              TelCat> i dont

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