VD Plans?

[Adman]

herpes lasts forever..

[phata$$]

taking some broad who gave me a flower made out of newspaper to mcdonalds

Hahahaha.

[gran guerrero]

jerk off using my tears as lubricant

[Displaced]

jack shit, valentines day can suck my nutsack. Down with commercial bullshit.

[stark]

herpes lasts forever..

It's the lesson you never stop learnin'

[TagMor]

jack shit, valentines day can suck my nutsack. Down with commercial bullshit.

This.
Enjoy your artificial event created for corporate interests, little minions.

[Xog]

I came to my apartment early from work the other day.. about 4 hours early, to surprise my gf. I open the door and one of our friends (guy) (that i met through her, it's more her friends) is sitting on the couch, my gf standing in the middle of the living room. They stare at me like "..." and my girl says "Hey, you're home early" I'm like "yeah, no shit?" and im like "why's he here?" and she goes "didn't you get my email?" and im like "No. when did you send it?" she's like "a little after 2"

sure enough she sent me the email, 2:17PM, telling me that Joe has the day off from school and wanted to hang out. First time ever, her letting someone over to my house while I wasn't there. At least she told me.

Now, I left my job at 2PM and got home at 3. I usually get home at 7. Keep in mind she's never invited anyone over to the house while I was at work before. We wound up hanging out and having a couple drinks, he bought some greenery for us and I took out the hookah - and he invited his gf over when she got out of work. They left at like 9PM.

Anyways, before me and my girl met almost 3 years ago, these two had a crush on eachother. They've hooked up a few times in the past. I don't mind that. They went through Highschool together.

However, about a year ago, my gf and I hung out at his place and did some shrooms. It was his first time, and he got all lubby dubby and tried kissing my girl. Obviously she said no, but she couldn't stop laughing. This kinda set the "You tend to step over the line with my girlfriend" mark on him. But then the above happened.

Opinions for Valentines Day? What are your thoughts? I can't necessarily get rid of her, she pays about 30% of the rent and she pays for the cable TV. I pay for everything else, and I can't afford living without her (money-wise atleast)

It seems like it really was a complete coincidence. It was her first time inviting someone over (or atleast notifying me about it). And he had just got there. His coat was still wet from the snow, in fact it was right next to him on the couch, and he still had his shoes on (one of the first things I checked) and we usually tell guests to take their shoes off. It was also one of our not-so-important anniversaries (you know, the monthly ones, after you've been together for a few years). She always tries to do atleast something special for me on those, like give me a massage or something a little more intimate.

And she did send me the email. But it just bothers me so much, probably because I was thinking that this type of thing would happen before I even got home. I was thinking in my head "I swear to god if I open that door and some guy's in my bed I'll.." .. but sure enough it was one of our friends, sitting on the couch, still wet from outside. Lol.

[Ilya]

i've had that link in my bookmarks for a long time. just waiting for a chance to use it

finally i can delete it. thank you

[Squeezer]

It's the lesson you never stop learnin'

haha awesome avatard beoro.

im drunk and will be your valentine since the fg sees through the corporatiszm.

ill fuck in mcdonalds. ill fuck chinas figure skater cuz shes one tv.

ill fuck.

[Jack]

I came to my apartment early from work the other day.. about 4 hours early, to surprise my gf. I open the door and one of our friends (guy) (that i met through her, it's more her friends) is sitting on the couch, my gf standing in the middle of the living room. They stare at me like "..." and my girl says "Hey, you're home early" I'm like "yeah, no shit?" and im like "why's he here?" and she goes "didn't you get my email?" and im like "No. when did you send it?" she's like "a little after 2"

sure enough she sent me the email, 2:17PM, telling me that Joe has the day off from school and wanted to hang out. First time ever, her letting someone over to my house while I wasn't there. At least she told me.

Now, I left my job at 2PM and got home at 3. I usually get home at 7. Keep in mind she's never invited anyone over to the house while I was at work before. We wound up hanging out and having a couple drinks, he bought some greenery for us and I took out the hookah - and he invited his gf over when she got out of work. They left at like 9PM.

Anyways, before me and my girl met almost 3 years ago, these two had a crush on eachother. They've hooked up a few times in the past. I don't mind that. They went through Highschool together.

However, about a year ago, my gf and I hung out at his place and did some shrooms. It was his first time, and he got all lubby dubby and tried kissing my girl. Obviously she said no, but she couldn't stop laughing. This kinda set the "You tend to step over the line with my girlfriend" mark on him. But then the above happened.

Opinions for Valentines Day? What are your thoughts? I can't necessarily get rid of her, she pays about 30% of the rent and she pays for the cable TV. I pay for everything else, and I can't afford living without her (money-wise atleast)

It seems like it really was a complete coincidence. It was her first time inviting someone over (or atleast notifying me about it). And he had just got there. His coat was still wet from the snow, in fact it was right next to him on the couch, and he still had his shoes on (one of the first things I checked) and we usually tell guests to take their shoes off. It was also one of our not-so-important anniversaries (you know, the monthly ones, after you've been together for a few years). She always tries to do atleast something special for me on those, like give me a massage or something a little more intimate.

And she did send me the email. But it just bothers me so much, probably because I was thinking that this type of thing would happen before I even got home. I was thinking in my head "I swear to god if I open that door and some guy's in my bed I'll.." .. but sure enough it was one of our friends, sitting on the couch, still wet from outside. Lol.

He's still fucking her, seems you're ok with it though. Denial surrounded by trees of justification. Hopefully my vision is covered in sludge.

I'm doing nothing thankfully, my gf and I decided after our first Vday we wouldn't celebrate it anymore since we share the same corporate holiday belief. Works out for me, we're 7 years going and I don't have to be bothered with being creative and faking something I don't care about.

For those who do care though, I hope your Valentines day goes well.

love you all

[Squeezer]

no fuck yiu stop ysugins my internet

gfucvku you

[TagMor]

seems you're ok with it though.

No he isnt.. hence why he rushed home after reading her email and then pretended like he got off early.
Also why he shared it in such a way to a bunch of internet strangers.. He needs conformation.

[Jack]

No he isnt.. hence why he rushed home after reading her email and then pretended like he got off early.
Also why he shared it in such a way to a bunch of internet strangers.. He needs conformation.

I read it as he didn't get the e-mail and came home early to surprise his girlfriend, upon entering she commented about the e-mail and he then checked his e-mail to confirm the information.

My reading skills could be failing me, but that seems to be the order of events.

love jack

[TagMor]

the lines- between them.

love tagmor

[duel pasta]

well my gf will expect me to make something because I dont want to spend money on this shit

still don't have a clue what to do

and I'd rather make something stupid but sweet and get awesome sex instead of not doing anything and using my hand for the next month