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    i got toothpaste drool on my penis this morning <_<

    it seemed like such a no risk move to pee and wash teeth

    thought i was saving time, maybe i did but i wasn't happy with the toothpaste drool on my penis

    just seemed wrong

    when's multitasking gone wrong for you ? :turned:
    In my world,
    I am King

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  • #2
    man i always brush my teeth and piss
    Originally posted by turmio
    jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
    Originally posted by grand
    I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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    • #3
      mostly anything involving driving is terrible for me though
      Originally posted by turmio
      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
      Originally posted by grand
      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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      • #4
        Brushing my teeth while taking a shower has worked for me so far.
        duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

        Mattey> put me in corch

        zidane> go kf urself pork

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        • #5
          wtf only brushing while showering is acceptable
          thread killer

          Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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          • #6
            This reminds me of the seinfeld episode where Kramer cooks while showering.
            Originally posted by paradise!
            pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
            1:Reaver> HALP
            1:Reaver> HELELP
            1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
            1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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            • #7
              Originally posted by project dragon View Post
              Brushing my teeth while taking a shower has worked for me so far.
              you could pee in the shower to go for the trifecta
              Originally posted by turmio
              jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
              Originally posted by grand
              I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                you could pee in the shower to go for the trifecta
                genius
                DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 8 CHAMP
                DICE TWLB SEASON 10 CHAMP
                DICE TWLB SEASON 11 CHAMP
                DICE TWLB SEASON 13 CHAMP
                DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 15 CHAMP
                DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 16 CHAMP

                1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
                1:waven> is if im going to prison
                1:waven> no one gonna try to rape me

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                  mostly anything involving driving is terrible for me though
                  man i bet some long haul truck drivers do it all

                  pee , brush their teeth and drive all at the same time

                  maybe they deserve more respect from me :fear:
                  In my world,
                  I am King

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                  • #10
                    FYI, when you flush the toilet, the surface of water atomizes and becomes airborne, which then settles out on everything close by. "The water aerosolizes 20 feet from the center of the flush," Dr. Philip M. Tierno, author of "The Secret Life of Germs" and a professor at New York University Medical Center.

                    You might want to think about this next time you pick up your toothbrush that has been sitting there all day long.

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                    • #11
                      Or you could just not worry about germs and live a normal life without carrying around 2oz bottles of alcohol hand sanitizer.

                      What you have to worry about is poop particles getting into your eyes, thats how you get pink eye.
                      Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                      • #12
                        Oh man I hate it when people use hand sanitizer for everything. How dirty are your hands and how did it get that way ?
                        duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                        Mattey> put me in corch

                        zidane> go kf urself pork

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ephemeral View Post
                          FYI, when you flush the toilet, the surface of water atomizes and becomes airborne, which then settles out on everything close by. "The water aerosolizes 20 feet from the center of the flush," Dr. Philip M. Tierno, author of "The Secret Life of Germs" and a professor at New York University Medical Center.

                          You might want to think about this next time you pick up your toothbrush that has been sitting there all day long.
                          maybe i should reconsider my approach of flushing with my mouth open
                          Originally posted by turmio
                          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                          Originally posted by grand
                          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                          • #14
                            a stripper made me put hand sanitizer on before she let me put my hands on her.
                            There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                              you could pee in the shower to go for the trifecta
                              Plus it gets rid of the original problem by washing away the toothbrush drool!

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