Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Cyber Sex

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • #1

    Cyber Sex

    First time having cyber sex.


    Guest_Tiffany: lets cyber?
    Guest_Bobby: k
    Guest_Bobby: cyber then
    Guest_Tiffany: i just hope my baby doesnt hear us
    Guest_Bobby: lol
    Guest_Bobby: i dont think the baby will mind
    Guest_Tiffany: hhahaah
    Guest_Tiffany: ok u start
    Guest_Bobby: so get on your knees because i'll be in your mouth
    Guest_Tiffany: hhhhaahaaaa
    Guest_Tiffany: btw im havin a baby grl
    Guest_Bobby: um ok?
    Guest_Tiffany: yup...
    Guest_Bobby: k
    Guest_Bobby: so u get on ur knees and i whip out my dick
    Guest_Tiffany: -k im on my knees-
    Guest_Bobby: kk
    Guest_Bobby: think you can take it all the way down your throat?
    Guest_Tiffany: oh yea lol hhaah
    Guest_Tiffany: ok ill start
    Guest_Bobby: k
    Guest_Tiffany: -goes to bedroom-
    Guest_Bobby: -follows you to bedroom-
    Guest_Tiffany: -takes ur hand and says follow me-
    Guest_Bobby: -follows u-
    Guest_Tiffany: -gets in the bedroom and pushes u onto the bed and i lay next 2 u-
    Guest_Bobby: -grabs you by the neck and rips your shirt into two pieces-
    Guest_Tiffany: -starts laughin a lil and i take ur shirt off-
    Guest_Bobby: -rips your bra off and laughs-
    Guest_Tiffany: -lays on the bed with u i lay next 2 u and start kissin u-
    Guest_Bobby: -pulls out a knife and stabs you in the stomach, calls ambulance, you dont have to worry about having a baby now-
    Guest_Tiffany: -ok...-
    Guest_Bobby: ok
    Guest_Bobby: ur not pregnant anymore
    Guest_Tiffany: ok
    Guest_Tiffany: r u happy now???
    Guest_Bobby: -is happy-
    Guest_Tiffany: -lays u on the bed starts kissin u-
    Guest_Bobby: -grabs your tits-
    Guest_Tiffany: -starts rubin ur hair bak-
    Guest_Bobby: -pulls your bra off-
    Guest_Tiffany: -puts my bra on the floor-
    Guest_Bobby: -picks up bra off floor and puts it on your head-
    Guest_Tiffany: wtf dude wat r u doing?
    Guest_Bobby: -looks at you funny-
    Guest_Tiffany: -starts to get mad at u-
    Guest_Bobby: -grabs you by the hair and stares you in the eyes-
    Guest_Tiffany: -looks at u and says wat r u doing?
    Guest_Bobby: -slams your head into the headboard and says i'm enjoying myself-
    Guest_Tiffany: ok wow im so about 2 leave.,... this isnt funny u were bein so nice at first..
    Guest_Bobby: ok
    Guest_Bobby: sorry i killed your baby
    Guest_Tiffany: ok wat?
    Guest_Tiffany: why did u do that?
    Guest_Bobby: so you wouldnt have to worry about having a baby
    Guest_Bobby: because your man left you
    Guest_Tiffany: oh... well then why r u here?
    Guest_Bobby: to save you
    Guest_Tiffany: frm wat?
    Guest_Bobby: -pulls your pants off-
    Guest_Bobby: -ties your hands behind your back-
    Guest_Bobby: -gives you one big thrust with my gigantic cock and blasts all Up in ya!!-
    Guest_Bobby: -you're pregnant-
    Guest_Bobby: i just got you pregnant again
    Guest_Tiffany: -look at u and say im scared that again-
    Guest_Tiffany: i mean im scared im pregnant agin
    Guest_Bobby: you're pregnant by me
    Guest_Tiffany: ya... sooo?
    Guest_Bobby: I don't give a fuck
    Guest_Tiffany: ok fine.. but why did u change like that?
    Guest_Bobby: because I can
    Guest_Tiffany: ohhhh well..-sits on the bed with u and cuddles with u-
    Guest_Bobby: -is hungry-
    Guest_Bobby: -says you're having my kid, go make me a sandwich-
    Guest_Tiffany: -looks at u and says why did u leave, im tryin to cuddle with u-
    Guest_Bobby: -says i didnt leave im still hungry and you're goin to the kitchen to bring me a sandwich-
    Guest_Tiffany: -goes makes u a sandwhich and comes bak to giv it 2 u-
    Guest_Bobby: -asks what kind of sandwich this is-
    Guest_Tiffany: -ur fav kind-
    Guest_Bobby: -tastes like shit-
    Guest_Tiffany: -hugs u says now u want to cuddle with me?-
    Guest_Bobby: -cuddles-
    Guest_Tiffany: -says awwww ok and i wrap my arms around u-
    Guest_Bobby: -says did you find out if you were pregnant or not?-
    Guest_Tiffany: - says idk but im scared and worried if i am-
    Guest_Bobby: -says i think you need to get an abortion-
    Guest_Tiffany: -says why baby?-
    Guest_Bobby: -says because i cant afford no kids-
    Guest_Tiffany: -says well.. do u even want me?-
    Guest_Bobby: -says of course i want you, you made me a sandwich
    Guest_Tiffany: -says well do u want me for anything else than a sandwhich maker?-
    Guest_Bobby: -says of course-
    Guest_Bobby: -says you have potential-
    Guest_Tiffany: -says then wat do u want me for?-
    Guest_Bobby: -says making you my main bitch-
    Guest_Bobby: -has a shot of rum-
    Guest_Bobby: -drinks another shot of rum-
    Guest_Tiffany: wtf?
    Guest_Bobby: -downs a bottle of jack-
    Guest_Bobby: -looks at you angry, punches you in the face, gives you two black eyes and a bloody nose-
    Guest_Tiffany: -says serously why are you doing this to me?
    Guest_Bobby: -says don't talk the fuck back to me you fucking wench, grabs a bat and hits you in the stomach-
    Guest_Tiffany: thisi snt funny anymore...
    Guest_Bobby: -grabs duct tape and tapes your fucking mouth up and continues to beat your stomach into mush-
    Guest_Tiffany: stop
    Guest_Bobby: -you cant fucking talk you trick so shut the fuck up-
    Guest_Bobby: -hits a homerun and you start bleeding out of your rectum-
    Guest_Bobby: -lubes up hands, spreads your legs open and starts digging for a baby-
    Guest_Bobby: -starts ripping fetus out of your vagina-
    Guest_Tiffany: ur fucking sick!!
    Guest_Bobby: -YOUR MOUTH IS FUCKING SEALED WITH DUCT TAPE STFU!-
    Guest_Bobby: -looks you in the face, laughs and then starts bashing your head in with bat-
    Guest_Bobby: -you're dead now-
    Guest_Tiffany: im leaving
    Guest_Bobby: no you're dead
    Guest_Bobby: -starts to have sex with your corpse-
    Guest_Tiffany has left the chat
    IF YOU EVER DREAM OF BEATING ME, YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND APOLOGIZE.


    1:Vermillion Flame> crap, why is it so hard to grab just one newbie lol

         1:Vermillion Flame> i've noticed that. a real lack of supply of players here

     1:Vermillion Flame> i never thought a single newbie could be so precious
     yo dog, I heard you like driving, so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive
    Originally posted by tone
    no you son of a bitch debunker
    Tags: None
  • #2
    oh my god

    Guest_Bobby: -pulls out a knife and stabs you in the stomach, calls ambulance, you dont have to worry about having a baby now-


    seriously? loooooooooooool


    yo where did this happen???

    Comment

    • #3
      Originally posted by soupero View Post
      oh my god

      Guest_Bobby: -pulls out a knife and stabs you in the stomach, calls ambulance, you dont have to worry about having a baby now-


      seriously? loooooooooooool


      yo where did this happen???
      allow me summary of post, it 2 long 2 read
      1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

      1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

      Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

      Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

      Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

      Comment

      • #4
        Originally posted by Crescent Seal View Post
        allow me summary of post, it 2 long 2 read
        I only skimmed through it, but here goes.

        9 year old kid named Bobby (or 40-year old man, virgin) and 24 year old fat chick having cyber sex.

        Bobby, being experienced with cyber sex and everything, decides to do a bit more an experiment called S&M. He kills her in the end with a knife.

        I think this warrants a police investigation, especially if this Bobby fella is a 40 year old virgin.

        Comment

        • #5
          Originally posted by Spiderman View Post
          I only skimmed through it, but here goes.

          9 year old kid named Bobby (or 40-year old man, virgin) and 24 year old fat chick having cyber sex.

          Bobby, being experienced with cyber sex and everything, decides to do a bit more an experiment called S&M. He kills her in the end with a knife.

          I think this warrants a police investigation, especially if this Bobby fella is a 40 year old virgin.
          o lawl
          1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

          1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

          Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

          Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

          Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

          Comment

          • #6
            Originally posted by soupero View Post
            oh my god

            Guest_Bobby: -pulls out a knife and stabs you in the stomach, calls ambulance, you dont have to worry about having a baby now-


            seriously? loooooooooooool


            yo where did this happen???
            http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellnes...ory?id=9732562
            Pandagirl!

            (ph)>12 is just right

            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
            1:Chao <ER>> at all
            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
            Chao <ER> - hero

            Comment

            • #7
              "Sperm are pretty hardy," said Paulson, who pointed out that sperm must make it out of the acidic environment of the vagina before reaching more friendly territory at the cervix and in the uterus. Once in the abdominal wall, Paulson estimated that the sperm could survive for days.
              loooooooool
              5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
              5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
              5:royst> i wish it was calculus

              1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

              1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

              Comment

              • #8
                please more sex stories thank you very much

                Comment

                • #9
                  Originally posted by soupero View Post
                  please more sex stories thank you very much
                  http://forums.trenchwars.org/archive...hp/t-1250.html

                  sigh. should've done it when i had my chance! but i had to go eat dinner or something i think
                  can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    everytime i read that thread (and i do -- often), i find more and more things to laugh at

                    galleleo is awesome in it. i wish bluedandy posted less, though
                    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      I'm not sure why she left the chat room. I thought it was a nice, romantic love story.
                      RaCka> how can i get you here
                      death row> well basically im holdin off cuz i jus joined sweet. so its not u, its me
                      RaCka> YOU'RE DUMPING ME?!?!?!?
                      death row> LOL I KNOW I JUS READ THAT LINE AGAIN

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        A sneak peak for the boys!

                        P (getting pwned)>Ok, then I'm gonna go ***** myself, then go to bed

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ilya View Post
                          everytime i read that thread (and i do -- often), i find more and more things to laugh at

                          galleleo is awesome in it. i wish bluedandy posted less, though
                          hmmm if panda is the same age as me, born in 89 she was 13 , so it's believable


                          thanks for this post Ilyazzzzzzzzzzzz


                          I love pandagirl, blonde,blue eyes (right), born in the Us, she perfect
                          , O h god I still dream about her night and day, she so perfect


                          [please please help me, I want to marry her she so perfect, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I LOVE YOU PANDAGIRL

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            God I was so stupid. [For the record though, I was never going to cyber him.]
                            Pandagirl!

                            (ph)>12 is just right

                            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                            1:Chao <ER>> at all
                            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                            Chao <ER> - hero

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              panda, it wasn't up to you

                              my words are no match for you, baby
                              can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 template Next
                              Working...
                              X