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  • #1

    Can you beat the best Mythril Big Nose jokes pub has to offer?

    Pub 0 had a late night roast at Mythril's expense yesterday. I'm putting some select quotes out there to see if they can be beat by the TW Forum population---

    Inspiration: http://gallery.trenchwars.org/show_images.php?id=2682

    Whatcha got??


    SNIPER[+]R> WTF MYTH
    SNIPER[+]R> WHY U TKING US ALL
    spoiled> he can't help it, he can't see monitor over his nose
    SNIPER[+]R> FIX UR NOSE PLS

    SNIPER[+]R> mythril = Doug? thats Funnie. lol
    SNIPER[+]R> HONK HONK

    spoiled> the quake in chile was because mythril sneezed
    SNIPER[+]R> ROFL

    spoiled> if mythrils face was ever on a coin, the coin would have to be oval to fit nose
    Princesse> looooool spoiled

    Mythril> yo sniper i'm coming to your house
    spoiled> he gonna shove his nose in your face and break bones
    Mythril> gonna tk in real life

    SNIPER[+]R> if myths nose was any bigger at birth he woulda team killed his mom
    spoiled> LOOOOOOOOOL!!!
    Princesse> LOL
    Mythril> olOLOLolOOLolOLOL
    Mythril> olOLOLolOOLolOLOL

    spoiled> mythril gotta stand 4 yards away from mirror while brushing his teeth so he don't shatter it

    spoiled> Why doesn't mythrils nose show up as a large dot on radar?
    Sparffles> it's stealth
    SNIPER[+]R> LOLOL

    Mythril> DO THE STANKY LEG
    Princesse> LOL
    Princesse> WHEN I HIT THE DANCEFLOOOOR
    SNIPER[+]R> DO THE STANKY NOSE

    spoiled> yo myth you might wanna get that checked out though, homeboy
    spoiled> might be tumorous
    Mythril> you guys some sort of internet bullies
    spoiled> i'll make a call for you if you can't see the phone numbers over your nose
    spoiled> just let me know
    Princesse> LOL

    Sparffles> i can see the headlines now
    Sparffles> online cruelty leads kid with abnormally large nose to commit suicide
    Mythril> lol internet nerds crying
    Mythril> not everyone got perfect faces
    spoiled> obviously LOL
    Mythril> this game is my life plz don't take it from me
    spoiled> toucan sam commits suicide (((

    spoiled> took him till year 4 for his legs to grow strong enough for him to stand
    SNIPER[+]R> NOSE IS MIGHTIER THAN THE LEGS

    SNIPER[+]R> MYTHRIL BLACK FROM THE NECK UP

    spoiled> you got a charity for plastic surgery?
    spoiled> i will donate
    spoiled> no joke
    Mythril> http://gallery.trenchwars.org/show_images.php?id=2682 hit me up i need visitors
    spoiled> they called him toucan sam in school
    SNIPER[+]R> ROFL LOADING HIS GALLERY
    SNIPER[+]R> omfg lol
    SNIPER[+]R> LOL
    SNIPER[+]R> DUDE UR NOSE LOOK LIKE PYRAMID RISING OFF UR FACE
    Eradicate> ROFLLLLL

    spoiled> you gotta see it; haven't seen a nose like that since big bird on sesame street

    Cracker Ja> Mythril what is it like being able to smell better than everyone else?
    spoiled> ROFL!

    SNIPER[+]R> YO MYTH U GOT AN INFECTION? THATS LIKE A BALL HANGING OFF THE TIP OF UR NOSE

    Princesse> with a nose like myths... i wonder what down there looks like
    SNIPER[+]R> GOD BUILT HIM UPSIDEDOWN
    spoiled> LOL!
    Eradicate> ROFLLL!

    Eradicate> I mean Dr.Suess's stories are real when you look at Mythril
    SNIPER[+]R> nose made outta green eggs and ham

    SNIPER[+]R> u got a facebook?
    SNIPER[+]R> i wanna add u and ur nose
    Mythril> don't add subspace nerds to facebook
    SNIPER[+]R> well ask ur nose for me

    spoiled> mythrils nose so big, he makes pinnochio look like he's telling the truth
    Princesse> LOL
    Eradicate> ROFL!
    SNIPER[+]R> ROFL

    spoiled> mythrils nose so big he has to step into his shirts
    SNIPER[+]R> LOL

    Rickety Cr> mythrils nose so big, when he was born his mom had an orgasm
    Eradicate> ROFLLL
    Tower> had her second when he sneezed

    spoiled> mythrils nose so big his city doesn't need wind turbines for green energy
    SNIPER[+]R> myth nose so big when he sneeze it smashes atoms faster than the LHC
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  • #2
    Forums running kinda slow, Mythril's nose must be snooping through this thread.
    IF YOU EVER DREAM OF BEATING ME, YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND APOLOGIZE.


    1:Vermillion Flame> crap, why is it so hard to grab just one newbie lol

         1:Vermillion Flame> i've noticed that. a real lack of supply of players here

     1:Vermillion Flame> i never thought a single newbie could be so precious
     yo dog, I heard you like driving, so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive
    Originally posted by tone
    no you son of a bitch debunker

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    • #3
      I won this months ago:

      http://gallery.trenchwars.org/img/20...517558de58.jpg
      http://www.youtube.com/user/FieryFire3D

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      • #4
        Originally posted by audrey View Post
        i won this months ago:

        lololol
        IF YOU EVER DREAM OF BEATING ME, YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND APOLOGIZE.


        1:Vermillion Flame> crap, why is it so hard to grab just one newbie lol

                 1:Vermillion Flame> i've noticed that. a real lack of supply of players here

         1:Vermillion Flame> i never thought a single newbie could be so precious
         yo dog, I heard you like driving, so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive
        Originally posted by tone
        no you son of a bitch debunker

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        • #5
          shit, i guess you're right.... we're battling for 2nd place then.

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          • #6
            woow I never laughed so hard from reading text

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            • #7
              Thrill> hello what is going on guys i hear biggest nose in world in this arena come 4 tourist attraction
              neSs12> ur nose biggr than small ship
              neSs12> i bet family of koala make 4 home in ur nose

              Thrill> i try 2 vs mythrils pic on gallery but it exceed my isps bandwidth
              Thrill> cuz of his nose

              Thrill> when mythril sneeze he cause shift in tectonic plates and kill over 900 haiti citizen
              Thrill> mythril nose so big he cant even fit noseband that harlem heat use in wcw
              Thrill> is mythril quiet cuz we upset him or cuz he cant c past the nodules on his nose
              Thrill> mythril nose so big that war fuck him in nostril instead of anus hole


              Thrill> he have 2 use sheep shear 2 trim nose hair

              neSs12> imagine if goddess vs mythril nose in battle
              neSs12> gr8 fight

              Thrill> i drove by rode and pull over by mcdonalds arch but turned out 2 be mythril trying 2 hitchhike on interstate
              Thrill> mythril nose so big he haf 2 use osama bin ladins turban as tissue


              doubt anyone can top these instant classics
              PattheBat> steadman your name is literally "a mean std"
              ogron> CM,OPN NMKAN

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              • #8
                Thrill> mythril nose so big that war fuck him in nostril instead of anus hole


                +1
                1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

                1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

                Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

                Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

                Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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                • #9
                  Do the stanky leg

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                  • #10
                    Myth has a fantastic memory and a mind for high finance and comedy.
                    Probably because his mom is a jewish elephant.

                    People mistake his goatee for a mustache

                    When he's six feet under he'll still be pushing daisies.

                    alcoholic wario with allergies?


                    rough. I feel like i should be better at this.
                    Last edited by Scurvy; 04-15-2010, 10:06 PM.

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                    • #11
                      2:Mythril's Nose> whats up team, has anybody seen my face?




                      2:money> wiresless comes protected by defaul
                      2:money> dunno how ppl have open shit
                      2:Exalt> my friends at my apt thats why
                      5ream Rise> l3m wtf?
                      2:Exalt> fucking ni66er <-(sorry just noticed he dropped the n bomb, fixed)
                      2:money> besides restaurants or apt wifi
                      2:Unabled> tell him to go home
                      2:Unabled> you ssing
                      2:renzi> warsaw or diakka in next round?
                      2:Mythril's Nose> my wireless is always open because my nose breaks through the firewall all the time. /
                      Last edited by L1 TW; 04-15-2010, 07:06 PM.
                      IF YOU EVER DREAM OF BEATING ME, YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND APOLOGIZE.


                      1:Vermillion Flame> crap, why is it so hard to grab just one newbie lol

                                             1:Vermillion Flame> i've noticed that. a real lack of supply of players here

                       1:Vermillion Flame> i never thought a single newbie could be so precious
                       yo dog, I heard you like driving, so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive
                      Originally posted by tone
                      no you son of a bitch debunker

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
                        Myth has a fantastic memory and a mind for high fiance and comedy.
                        Probably because his mom is a jewish elephant.

                        .
                        n1, edit: finance
                        Condom> sometimes I lose on purpose just to remember what it feels like

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                        • #13
                          Do the stanky nose

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                          • #14
                            Someone repost it.

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                            • #15
                              everything mythril said probably funnier than the jokes.




                              pinocchio one kinda funny though..
                              Gun remembers.

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