Can you beat the best Mythril Big Nose jokes pub has to offer?

[Scurvy]

n1, edit: finance

thats the one.

unless he's engaged to a stoner

[L1 TW]

1:IMITATED> yo talla mythril can't get enough of u
1:IMITATED> i think he wants to fuk
1:Feng> talla that's 3 holes - u should go for it
1:Feng> his ass and his two nostrils
1:Tallahassee> ROFLLLLL!
1:Mythril> lol

Raynefreez> Mythril staff gave me warning over your nose
Mythril> huh
Patricks> haha
IMITATED> LOL RAYNE

IMITATED> myth blows his nose with sheet metal
MVL> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Feng> LOL!!

1:Mythril> how long you been playing this game patricks
1atricks> i thought u just said youve never heard of me myth?
1:IMITATED> LOL i think it was his nose talking originally
1:IMITATED> dual personalities
1:MVL> ROFLROFL
1:Feng> LMFAO!
1:MVL> he has bi-nostril disorder
1:Feng> LOL!

1atricks> i know you have to claim if you have a brother or sister playing this game....but does myth have to tell mods about his nose?
1:MVL> LOL
1:Tallahassee> ROFL

1:MVL> you can tell when mythril is embarassed, his nose's cheeks turn red

1:MVL> Mythril's nose uses more bandwidth than homeland security
1:IMITATED> ROFL

1:IMITATED> yo so myth, u pay taxes on that thing?
1:IMITATED> u should register it as a dependant
1:Feng> LOL!!!!

1:Mythril> i got a gf
1:Big Toe> myth getting your picture taken with random chicks because they want to stand next to the guy with the biggest nose isnt being with them
1atricks> and being able to smell pussy from a mile away doesnt count as getting with them either...
1:IMITATED> ROFL PATRICKS
1:Mythril> lol you guys are str8 nasty at this

1:Tallahassee> LOL we should change chat to MythrilsNose xD
1atricks> or MythrilsBeak
1:Feng> ROFLMFAO!
1:Tallahassee> ROFLLLL!
1:IMITATED> then ?chat would probably break the server
1:Feng> laffing irl!!

1:IMITATED> yo myth, pretty sure they can use that thing to snort up the oil spill
1:IMITATED> u ever think of volunteering

1:IMITATED> when mythril looks up, it causes solar eclipse
1:MVL> LOL
1:Feng> HAHAHAHHAHA

1:IMITATED> dang where did myth go - i think he's afk
1:MVL> myth tipped over and cant get up
1:IMITATED> ROFL MVL
1:MVL> has to get a crane to lift him back up to his desk
1:Mythril> you hurting my feelings guys

1:Big Toe> i bet its a struggle to get out of bed with that nose
1:IMITATED> can u imagine
1:IMITATED> turning over to shut off alarm clock, and almost breaking ur neck

1:MVL> myth's car insurance must be high from replacing the windshield everytime he hits the brakes
1:IMITATED> he doesn't have to honk the horn, just gotta exhale
1:MVL> LOL

1:MVL> myth's nose so big, obama talking bout a nose tax now
1:IMITATED> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

1are> you talk bout it so much i bet you guys dream bout myths nose
1:IMITATED> pretty much, it invades ur sleep
1:IMITATED> its like freddy kreuger
1:Feng> LOL!!
1:MVL> LOL
1are> rofl

1:Sexual> Who would play Myth's nose if this turned into a movie?
1:IMITATED> the empire state building, sexual
1:IMITATED> would play his nose
1:MVL> LOL
1:Sexual> LMAO

1:Sexual> When did all of this start?
1:IMITATED> when mythril was born
1:Sexual> Does he have an abnormal nose or something?
1:Big Toe> omg you havent seen it sexual?
1:Sexual> No!
1:IMITATED> sexual, just look out the window
1:IMITATED> its that black thing in the sky

1:Feng> even Myths dog has a big nose

1atricks> myth has to get a second job just for summer...gotta pay for 16 bottles of sunblock a day just for his nose
1:IMITATED> ROFL

1:Tallahassee> Mythrils has two Social Security numbers, One for himself and another for his nose.
1:IMITATED> LOL

[spoiled]

Incredible.

[the_paul]

1:IMITATED> yo myth, pretty sure they can use that thing to snort up the oil spill
1:IMITATED> u ever think of volunteering

+1000

[Exalt]

Mythril once beat chuck norris in a race. Won by a nose.

[Mattey]

I like how his nose isn't even that big... like if he were black it would be just a regular nose.

[Tigron-X]

There are 3 frontiers left for mankind to explore: deep space, earth's ocean trenches; and Mythril's nose.

When Mythril begins showing signs of a cold, he is evacuated to a remote island in the pacific, otherwise his snot bubbles would cover North America. Vick's Nyquil was actually invented because of Mythril's nose.

[L1 TW]

This nose delivers.

[L1 TW]

Top Dog> this dude doesnt even have to buy sunscreen cause his nose is big it causes enough shade for his whole body

[Mythril]

My gf would be jealous at how much L1TW and Display obsess and fantasize over my appearance. I never thought Audrey trying to flirt with me on TWGallery would create such a phenomenon. The sad story is, big nose or not, I look better than most of the people trying to joke about my half-filipino nose. I wasn't mad until I looked on gallery and saw the people who were following me around making the jokes:





Whatever makes you ugly faggots feel better about yourselves. I genuinely feel bad for you

[Xog]

Stop taking pictures we cant see ur face behind your nose

[Mythril]

this kid definitely gets pussy:


why are your hips wider than your shoulders? you beyonce?

I had a friend who suffered from the pear shape and was overweight, like yourself, and people would make fun of him cause he waddled when he would walk. I always felt bad. Do you waddle xog?

[Xog]

No i swagga. Get it right doug funnie

[Xog]

Honk honk big nose

[Mythril]

do the single ladies dance a few more times and maybe your hips will shrink down to the size of my nose you morbidly obese faggot