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this was ilya r and he was nine years old and had a lot of energy.
there were some baby chicks (re: chicken, this ilya would address women as women and nothing else because he too respects them) in the class and i asked him what he would name them. he thought all of their names should be spud. i suggested lil wayne and he seemed unresponsive. someone else suggested pickle and he laughed.
then there was a talk about bicycle safety and the importance of helmets. the teacher was talking about how the cost of the helmet doesn't matter due to them protecting our brains. ilya said that he would pay a million dollars for a helmet because his brain is that important to him (maybe because it is so good at math? future accountant?).
in conclusion although i think ilyar might have more money than ilyaz (million dollars for a helmet? c'mon) i think ilyaz has better taste in music and would still win in a fight.
there were some baby chicks (re: chicken, this ilya would address women as women and nothing else because he too respects them) in the class and i asked him what he would name them. he thought all of their names should be spud. i suggested lil wayne and he seemed unresponsive. someone else suggested pickle and he laughed.
then there was a talk about bicycle safety and the importance of helmets. the teacher was talking about how the cost of the helmet doesn't matter due to them protecting our brains. ilya said that he would pay a million dollars for a helmet because his brain is that important to him (maybe because it is so good at math? future accountant?).
in conclusion although i think ilyar might have more money than ilyaz (million dollars for a helmet? c'mon) i think ilyaz has better taste in music and would still win in a fight.
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