Fuck jalapeno peppers

[Bioture]

I was cooking today and cut two jalapeno peppers and deseeded them. Then I washed my hands and thought everything was cool. Proceeded to rub my eyes, scratch my balls, etc. My entire body was on fire for 2 hours. Now I still taste the spicyness on my fingertips and am scared to touch anything else. Washing hands doesn't do anything. Help!

[Twerp]

Neutralize the balance

[Shan]

It sucked when same kinda shit happened to me, felt like cutting my balls off

[MetalHeadz]

Killing yourself might do the trick.

[kthx]

What a pussy, I cook with jalapenos, serranos, poblanos and other hot peppers all the time and you have to be a huge gaping vagina to cry like this about the heat from one. Not to mention from where you live they aren't even hot and/or fresh like they are where I live. Grow a fucking pair.

[Bioture]

What a pussy, I cook with jalapenos, serranos, poblanos and other hot peppers all the time and you have to be a huge gaping vagina to cry like this about the heat from one. Not to mention from where you live they aren't even hot and/or fresh like they are where I live. Grow a fucking pair.

I still have some left care to rub the juice on your balls? Fetish?

[kthx]

No I am just saying you shouldn't be such a pussy, jalapenos and serranos aren't even spicy.

[gran guerrero]

Five Guys have some of the greenest jalapenos i have ever seen

[Crescent Seal]

this a joke? i bathe in spices noop....this is nothing, ill make u some curry that will destroy you

[kthx]

Doesn't five guys deseed the jalapenos they use? Either way a green jalapeno doesn't mean it is any spicier, red jalapenos and older looking ones are the best if you want real spice. But anyways the real point of this was to make fun of the pussy in the first post who decided to cut a jalapeno for the first time in his life instead of pulling it out of a pickling jar.

[paradise!]

learned my lesson about 2 summers ago about that one. Now, whenever I touch a jalapeno I stare at my hands like a mother fucker to make sure they dont go anywhere near my balls or eyes.

[Soup du Jour]

I once rubbed my eyes a few hours after cutting peppers. I was wearing contacts so it burned like fucking hell until I could open my eyes enough to take them off.

You could suck on your fingers for a while or dip them in milk or moonshine.
Or you could go for dipping them in acetone or gasoline or turpentine.

[Bioture]

No I am just saying you shouldn't be such a pussy, jalapenos and serranos aren't even spicy.

I don't recall saying they're too spicy.

I can take spicy food. Just not on the balls or eyes.

[project dragon]

Don't pick your nose !

[Salubrious]

I hope you didn't feed your ballscratched meal to anyone else.