funny translations

[Zeebu]

"big beautiful women give pleasure to those who ignore gravity and appearance!!"

...10 translations later we get:

"USA is very happy for those who are serious and ignored the warnings!"

[Zeebu]

"and so God said that gay men should not force their peckers up other mens assholes"

...20 translations later we get:

"God said that homosexuals have no place to go"


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"and so God said that gay men should not force their peckers up other mens assholes"

...56 translations later we get:

"God is not gay."

[Xog]

i repent my sins (that's how it goes, right?)

[gran guerrero]

"no u"
...56 translations later we get:
"Smoke nitrite."

[gran guerrero]

"miami heat"
...56 translations later we get:
"Top"


glad someone agrees

[gran guerrero]

"zeebu"
...56 translations later we get:
"Rich"

[gran guerrero]

"Passionate people are selfish? I always thought it is my right to pursue my passions, yet some people told me I am neglecting my responsibilities. If my life serve no higher purpose, then why should I care about responsibilities"
...56 translations later we get:
"Equipment for personal use? I think people forget the responsibility of the debt. Honor the World Cup last year."

[Fit of Rage]

"you two make sex with us?"

...10 translations later we get:

"You are all our gender?"

[Jones]

dear jones,

"you certainly aren't the brightest bulb in the box"

...20 translations later we get:

"I'm not very bright light on this problem"


regards,

j

no, i mean google translate when translating from english to ie. finnish already turns up some funny sentences

[Zeebu]

no, i mean google translate when translating from english to ie. finnish already turns up some funny sentences

thats what this is... in fact i think it uses google. it just translates it up to 56 times so you dont have to do it yourself

[Jason]

no, i mean google translate when translating from english to ie. finnish already turns up some funny sentences

"i know dude, just joking with you"

...56 translations later we get:

"Temanku riding me"

[Zeebu]

"im pretty sure lady gaga has man-parts"

...56 translations later we get:

"Import and export of women look stupid."



"im going to go back in time and punch your mom in the stomach"

...56 translations later we get:

"Listen to the Uterus."

[gran guerrero]

"smoke weed everyday"
...56 translations later we get:
"China is the world feel"

[gran guerrero]

"Life is described in one of four ways: a journey, a battle, a pilgrimage, or a race. Select your own metaphors, but the necessity of finishing is all the same. For if life is a journey, it must be completed. If life is a battle, it must be finished. If life is a pilgrimage, it must be concluded. And if life is a race, it must be won"
...56 translations later we get:
"Four ways to live: air traffic control, race, Ethnic background, religious or language. Choose not a metaphor. If members of the international community ... If possible, try the Office."

[gran guerrero]

"silly rabbit, trix are for kids"
...56 translations later we get:
"Kelinsi stupid, technical and children."