funny translations

[gran guerrero]

"There's a new and virulent cultural virus ripping through the world.... The symptoms of those infected include attacks of optimism, strong feelings of community, lower stress levels and outbreaks of pronoia — the sneaking feeling that someone is conspiring behind their backs to help them"
...56 translations later we get:
"If this new virus is a serious obsession .... Baoku writer lanka, as Sherman me mahjong obujekutokannabisu baozhi Goat - yeah."

[gran guerrero]

"phallic penis penal peepee poopy pooping poop dick dicks dickies dicky cock shit anus"
...56 translations later we get:
"Criticism dikushisuta anal Pressures are Replaced by chicken waste."

[gran guerrero]

"As I walk through the valley of shadow and death"
...56 translations later we get:
"I am the shadow of death."

[Zeebu]

i see you down there pd. i tried to make fun of you but i think this thing just stroked its own ego.

"project dragon really loves penis"

...10 translations later we get:

"Programmers have long penis"

[the_paul]

Whats funny is those translations from telcat's thread make more sense after they've been translated 56 times than they did when she typed it.

[Jones]

"today is the day we ascend"
...56 translations later we get:
"Columbus."

[project dragon]

i see you down there pd. i tried to make fun of you but i think this thing just stroked its own ego.

"project dragon really loves penis"

...10 translations later we get:

"Programmers have long penis"

Zeebu cannot make fun of me :sorcerer:

Also:

"zeebu really loves penis"
...30 translations later we get:
"In fact, the man Dives"

Smart translator, it knows you are a swimmer !

[Noah]

"if you need money just rob a 9/11, they have money there"

...56 translations later we get:

"9.11 in cash was Stalin."

This fits quite well since all fins are semi-russians!

[gran guerrero]

"56 translations later we get"
...56 translations later we get:
"56 hours."

[gran guerrero]

"FUCK DA POLICE"
...56 translations later we get:
"Policy, see witnesses."

[gran guerrero]

"Young Money, yeah, uh Throw dirt on me and grow a wild flower But it's "fuck the world", get a child out her Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nuthin 'bout her Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers I'm rollin' sweets, I'm smokin' sour"
...56 translations later we get:
"Young money, so I sour in the world, Roland flying hooton kenedipasusumoggu hold that the requirements and want to send flowers to hell, what I hear married life."

[gran guerrero]

"Young Money, yeah, uh Throw dirt on me and grow a wild flower But it's "fuck the world", get a child out her Married to the game, but she broke her vows That's why my bars are full of broken bottles And my night stands are full of open bibles, uh I think about more than I forget "
...56 translations later we get:
"Window at least, a good pair of flower development in the world of "Sports Night, but a child and styling Sox from the Bible promises tomorrow."

[gran guerrero]

"But I don't go around fire expectin' not to sweat And these niggas know I lay 'em down, make your bed Bitches try to kick me while I'm down, I'll break your leg Money outweighin' problems on a triple-beam I'm stickin' to the script, you niggas skippin' scenes, uh Be good or be good at it "
...56 translations later we get:
"But the real fire red 'sea outveighin Black Dog bed and hip - Hop and lots of money, all the Processes to improve communications to support"

[gran guerrero]

"Fucking right I got my gun, semi-Cartermatic Yeah, put the dick in they mouth, so I guess it's "fuck what they say" I'm high as a bitch, up, up and away Man, I'll come down in a couple of days "
...56 translations later we get:
"He and Carter, the South, "said the diplomat, but Bad Religion Dictionary and dead poultry."

[gran guerrero]

" OK, you want me up in a cage, then I'll come out in beast mode I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code It's Weezy mothafucka, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode All about my dough, but I don't even check the peephole So you can keep knockin' but won't knock me down No love lost, no love found "
...56 translations later we get:
"Veeze son speed data transfer and the world. However, the danger kandaodoa characters."