ilya after work: aww shit i'm goin to taco bell to get a bacon club chalupa hell yeah dog
ilya at drivethru: yes i'd like a bacon club chalupa... make it a double!
drivethru girl: <mumble>we don't sell bacon club chalupas here no more<mumble>
ilya: TWO BACON CLUB CHALUPAS
drivethru girl: <mumble>
ilya: yes, 2 bacon club chalupas
drivethru girl: WE.. DONT... SELL.. THEM.. NO MORE!!!
ilya: fine i'm going to


august fucking sucks