Random thoughts III (the return of the flea infested kitty)

[Jason]

every time telcat posts i picture an especially humiliating round of bukkake

[Ayano]

Had to dig to find this one.

[Jerome Scuggs]

quite frankly, my brother and i eat whatever the fuck we want and we're in shape. my brother far, far moreso than me because he plays soccer, but i have a basic routine i've been doing everyday for some time and it keeps me in shape.

i mean, i drink and smoke weed and go to taco bell and order $15 worth of food at 3AM and i weigh 130lbs. plus i live in louisiana so when i'm not eating taco bell, i'm eating motherfucking cajun food and soul food. if you wanna eat good you gotta do a little work to balance it out but its not like i spend hours at the gym, people seem very harsh on the idea of a simple 15 minute workout

so i am going to agree with kthx and then SHOOT MYSELF BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE HAVING A SERIOUS DISCUSSION IN A FUCKING
TELCAT THREAD

[kthx]

My wife is a dietitian so I have to hear this shit all the time, even though most of the time I ignore her and eat whatever I want because she wants me to eat turkey bacon and ground turkey and shit which I pretty much refuse to do healthiness be damned.

Apparently its better to eat like 10 small meals instead of three large meals because your body can process smaller doses of food better, and eating slowly is the key because it takes like 15-20 minutes for your stomach to tell your brain that its full so when you eat three big macs in 10 minutes you get overfull and have tons of unnecessary calories and shit. Also counting calories doesn't work because most people are out of shape, the more muscle you have the more calories they burn in order to be fed, so lets say after working out for a year your muscles naturally burn like twice the calories or more than they did beforehand. So working out is a better diet than trying to eat less which never works.

[Pressure Drop]

I'm guessing that's because he lost weight from losing fluids. He didn't actually burn body fat. And, even worse, by not eating, his own body actually consumed lean body mass -- which is what is desired if one wants to burn fat because lean body mass affects metabolism.




Maybe the diet wasn't practical for her?

Would you get mad or annoyed if your goal was to stay up for as many hours as possible to get more work done, but instead you dosed off at some point because your body shut off?


For people who become obese, they have fat cells that trigger hunger because the cells are desiring to get replenished. It's like the fat cell calls the stomach every 5 seconds, "Yos bitch! You got my stash yet?"

So, it's not practical to believe that someone is going to suddenly switch from unhealthy eating to healthy eating. Today's foods are just packed with calories. Could you eat 5 apples in one sitting? Nope. But, I bet you could eat a bag of king size M&M's. That's about the same calories. The key is volume.

All in all, it's like a vampire's thirst for blood. The hunger always wins. It's a fight that needs to be met with strategy and tactics. Keeping the stomach busy with foods high in volume but low in calorie while staying within a daily calorie intake is key to overcoming the hunger. The problem is we live in a society where the calorie packed foods are more accessible and cheaper.

Try to have some sympathy for these people. They need it more than you think.

well maybe you should go tell that to the doctor and the nutritionist that recommended her diet since clearly you know of some cream bun diet that is perfect for her ...

quite frankly i find your post bit preachy with a know it all attitude...mind you i probably come across like that when i dont mean too. But i'm talking about an individual and you generalise it saying why fat ppl get hungry and absolving them from a lot of the personal responicibilty they should take for being 2x their recommended bodyweight saying we should have more sympathy for them ? the world is increasingly obese , perhaps less sympathy and more education and action is needed ...

but that is not what i was talking about and if you had to work with this woman i'm sure you'd see it differently

p.s. cream buns

[Tigron-X]

Dude, this fattie at work constantly complains to us how his work's so interesting that he forgot to eat 2 meals and has lost a few kilos again.

Dude, if he kept on losing so much weight cause his work's interesting, why is he still such a fattie? :fear:

I'm guessing that's because he lost weight from losing fluids. He didn't actually burn body fat. And, even worse, by not eating, his own body actually consumed lean body mass -- which is what is desired if one wants to burn fat because lean body mass affects metabolism.

probably cause he normally has 2 meals instead of a lunch like most ppl :turned:


reminds me when i had the unpleasure to work with an idiotic fat girl who always whined about her weight and her latest diet the doctor recommended for her and how she was failing it - because she bought 2 massive cream buns and ate them both --- i mean wtf ! you're morbidly obese , listen to your doctor and if you choose not to well dont whine about not being able to lose weight when you dont exercise and eat cream buns, it's fucking annoying :annoyed:

Maybe the diet wasn't practical for her?

Would you get mad or annoyed if your goal was to stay up for as many hours as possible to get more work done, but instead you dosed off at some point because your body shut off?


For people who become obese, they have fat cells that trigger hunger because the cells are desiring to get replenished. It's like the fat cell calls the stomach every 5 seconds, "Yos bitch! You got my stash yet?"

So, it's not practical to believe that someone is going to suddenly switch from unhealthy eating to healthy eating. Today's foods are just packed with calories. Could you eat 5 apples in one sitting? Nope. But, I bet you could eat a bag of king size M&M's. That's about the same calories. The key is volume.

All in all, it's like a vampire's thirst for blood. The hunger always wins. It's a fight that needs to be met with strategy and tactics. Keeping the stomach busy with foods high in volume but low in calorie while staying within a daily calorie intake is key to overcoming the hunger. The problem is we live in a society where the calorie packed foods are more accessible and cheaper.

Try to have some sympathy for these people. They need it more than you think.

[Jerome Scuggs]

telcat my views on your existence range from "science should be studying how this abortion was able to survive outside the womb" to "please, please let me ejaculate on those titties just once before i die"

[D1st0rt]

no, it's called a fat faggot treat with hot cum

[Xog]

Thats a cinnamon bun

Fucking euros

[Broly]

wtf is a cream bun? like a twinkie or an ice cream sandwich?

[kthx]

wtf is a cream bun? like a twinkie or an ice cream sandwich?

[Pressure Drop]

Dude, this fattie at work constantly complains to us how his work's so interesting that he forgot to eat 2 meals and has lost a few kilos again.

Dude, if he kept on losing so much weight cause his work's interesting, why is he still such a fattie? :fear:

probably cause he normally has 2 meals instead of a lunch like most ppl :turned:


reminds me when i had the unpleasure to work with an idiotic fat girl who always whined about her weight and her latest diet the doctor recommended for her and how she was failing it - because she bought 2 massive cream buns and ate them both --- i mean wtf ! you're morbidly obese , listen to your doctor and if you choose not to well dont whine about not being able to lose weight when you dont exercise and eat cream buns, it's fucking annoying :annoyed:

[TagMor]

I read that mind control sex slave victims often identify themselves as being cats.

[Tigron-X]

Yeah... being on top of the food chain is *so* stressful. :\

[Xog]