MSN Horoscopes

[Material Girl]

Some of you probably already know, but MSN has these pretty cool one-liner horoscopes that you can have delivered to your inbox.

What I really want to know, is what is your astrology sign?

I am a Pisces!!! :wub:

[Jason]

i'm an aries

but i wouldn't ram you

i'm particular about who i ram

[Crescent Seal]

sagitarrius

i fuk u up with arrow

[absurd99]

Sting!

My astrology sign is scorpio

Check out http://www.astrology-online.com/aquarius.htm all the way down the page to view your sign.
I think you'll be surprised on how spot on their description of your sign is to your own personality.

Scorpio's likes and dislikes:

• LIKES
• Truth
• Hidden Causes
• Being involved
• Work That is Meaningful
• Being Persuasive

• DISLIKES
• Being Given Only Surface data
• Taken Advantage of
• Demeaning Jobs
• Shallow Relationships
• Flattery and Flattering

[kthx]

I believe in god.

[Material Girl]

kthx...... are you a Taurus?

[Jason]

drivin' in my car
livin' like a star
ice on my fingers and my toes
and i'm a taurus

[kthx]

[kthx]

Thats September 11th btw.

[Material Girl]

The majority of astrologers believe in God.

kthx.... don't be so stupid. You're too smart for that! :elvis:

[phata$$]

My astrology sign is scorpio

Check out http://www.astrology-online.com/aquarius.htm all the way down the page to view your sign.
I think you'll be surprised on how spot on their description of your sign is to your own personality.

Scorpio's likes and dislikes:

• LIKES
• Truth
• Hidden Causes
• Being involved
• Work That is Meaningful
• Being Persuasive

• DISLIKES
• Being Given Only Surface data
• Taken Advantage of
• Demeaning Jobs
• Shallow Relationships
• Flattery and Flattering

That list is a prime example of why horoscopes are bullshit. 99.9 % of the world have those Likes and Dislikes.

"Oh no way! How did they know I hate getting taken advantage of while also knowing I enjoy the truth?!"

[Material Girl]

And Scorpio person, those are very good write-ups about the signs. I recognize some sentences from an astrology book I have but I can't remember which one.... If you like astrology, one of the best reads I've found is called Love Signs by Linda Goodman. And lest we forget, Bill Gates is a Scorpio...... and Melinda is a Leo. Linda Goodman proves that conventional astrology does not always get the final word when it comes to true love. :wub:

[Ilya]

theres a puddle on the ground girl go get a towel and wipe it up

[Jerome Scuggs]

i am cancer

i find it fitting

[gran guerrero]

I heard that the celestial zodiac sign shit shifted or something, so a lot of ppl have new signs now.