let's get to the bottom of this

[Zeebu]

til brown turns red

[Ilya]

i did a terrible wiping job the last time i used the restroom and i am now paying the price for it with sticky ass hairs

[gran guerrero]

I always finish off with a sheryl Crow

[Jason]

i do an accordian variation of the napkin fold

keep folding sheets back and forth over top of one another

then it gets wadded

then my ass gets clean

'til brown turns red, indeed

[PaulOakenfold]

pfft i just got my colon coated in teflon, no need to wipe shit literally flies right out, no mess. i fucking love teflon

so you're like a robocop of rape victims

[project dragon]

Anyone ever try those toilets that shoot water at your rectum, thus cleaning it? They do not look comfortable.

[gran guerrero]

Anyone ever try those toilets that shoot water at your rectum, thus cleaning it? They do not look comfortable.

I have, they are fun!

[Ignominy]

Come on guys

I'm seriously you guys
as far as topics on buttwiping methods go, one is enough...
for too much.











seriously fff

[Galleleo]

Anyone ever try those toilets that shoot water at your rectum, thus cleaning it? They do not look comfortable.

They have them everywhere in Japan, was... weird.

[Lizard Fuel]

Anyone ever try those toilets that shoot water at your rectum, thus cleaning it? They do not look comfortable.

Its called a bidet and they are wonderful. I had the privilege of using one in the birthday palace of Sadam Hussein in 2005. The bowl was made of gold and the seats were heated. Then when you are done with the shitting, and nice stream of luke warm water cleans your anus and tickles your chode. To sum it all up: +1

[Fit of Rage]

i JUST got the thread title

[Scurvy]

i JUST got the thread title

maybe you should spend more time researching your puns and less time youtubing shitty autotune vids.

I'm drunk.

edit: the only reason I feel the need to comment is because Ilya is neither subtle nor clever.

[kthx]

A toilet that squirts hot water as your ass?

Isn't that the same toilet that just before sprayed luke warm water into someone elses asshole and had all of their shit flooding down on top of the tip that sprays the water out at your anus? Sounds like whenever your anus gets sprayed you also receive the anuses of the last 1000 patrons.

[Zeebu]

wark hates waterfountains

[Pandagirl!]

A toilet that squirts hot water as your ass?

Isn't that the same toilet that just before sprayed luke warm water into someone elses asshole and had all of their shit flooding down on top of the tip that sprays the water out at your anus? Sounds like whenever your anus gets sprayed you also receive the anuses of the last 1000 patrons.

That's what I was thinking too... the unhygienic part cancels out any pleasantry involved.