reasons why ph is not to be trusted

[Jerome Scuggs]

broccoli is probably my favorite vegetable after courgette


ps. jerome not sure if u r being an idiot, but broccoli is quite obviously italian by origin, not saying it ain't good the way the "chinese" restaurants/take-aways use it, but wtf dude... so obviously it can be used with cheese as it's delicious in a pasta as well...

obviously you wwere sober when you read my post

figures jerome would pick one of the few things worse than broccoli to praise. I'd rather eat broken glass than eat chinese food

i was literally about to post about broken glass as well. i love broken glass. it also goes well with broccoli, especially when you deep-fry it in castor oil. broken glass is a delicacy in many places like seattle, where local legends the murder city devils wrote a song about broken glass, dedicating it to broken glass. it is called "broken glass".

[Jerome Scuggs]

#judgeph'scourtroom

ph sometimes i think i am just gonna kidnap you and duct-tape you to my back so anytime i am anywhere and anyone says anything you can be there to yell "NOT FUNNY" or "CLEVER EL OH EL". i mean it doesn't add much to conversations and it is not very funny or clever but i think being judge of all things jerome is a cute gimmick

and say what you will about chinese food, clearly you have weak anus syndrome.

[the_paul]

If I were, God forbid, stuck in China at some point, I'd still never eat Chinese food. Losing my appetite right now just thinking about that nightmare

[Ilya]

yes that will be a good way to weed out the retards who don't like broccoli.

yeah you can. click the create new thread button and on the bottom where it asks if you want to make a poll, check it and select how many options you want.. then post it and you can make the poll on the next screen

[Soup du Jour]

figures jerome would pick one of the few things worse than broccoli to praise. I'd rather eat broken glass than eat chinese food

You probably don't get much real chinese food in Colorado so I don't blame you there.

Can we start polls? I think there needs to be a broccoli poll.

[paradise!]

a scrumptious bowl of white race layered with mouth-watering general tso's

i see no difference between this and a naked italian supermodel beckoning me to show her "how eets done"

[the_paul]

figures jerome would pick one of the few things worse than broccoli to praise. I'd rather eat broken glass than eat chinese food

[Ilya]

you goddamn white people (like ph) are fucking crazy

[Adman]

cheese and chinese food don't go together.

I love broccoli. I love cheese.

[Dabram]

broccoli is probably my favorite vegetable after courgette


ps. jerome not sure if u r being an idiot, but broccoli is quite obviously italian by origin, not saying it ain't good the way the "chinese" restaurants/take-aways use it, but wtf dude... so obviously it can be used with cheese as it's delicious in a pasta as well...

[project dragon]

foobar is nice when you set it up right... it's like the linux of music organizers.

damn this mac and itunes. i will nostalgia-install winamp when i either fix my windows desktop or get my windows laptop back from a homie in need.

If only they had foobar2000 for mac. Then I wouldn't need to put the tracknumbers back onto my .flac files. : \

[PH]

you're not clever jerome, drop it

and fuck every single thing about broccoli

[gran guerrero]

broccoli with cheese is heaven fuck you

[kthx]

why would applebees punish our veterans.

[Jerome Scuggs]

#phhatesasians

broccoli is like the best thing about chinese food besides the chinese food

eating chinese food without broccoli is like having to eat real chinese food eaten by poor chinese people who can't afford anything but rice and cats. broccoli is an integral part of the chinese food experience because it says "hey, i am not a dirty, cat-killing peasant farmer in china." those sorts of people are very untrustworthy and you would never want to eat chinese food with someone who doesn't like broccoli. it means that person would steal your chickens and then leave a rotten fish on your doorstep.

people who enjoy broccoli with cheese are even weirder, because have you ever put cheese on chinese food? i've never done that even when full-blown high out-of-my-mind, it's a law of life like the blue sky or free meals for veterans at applebee's on veterans day. seriously.