just smell his dick for christ's sake

[Jeenyuss]

[Mantra-Slider]

you may smell mine!

[vaped]

"This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country"


>.<

[paradise!]

great thread

[raizin]

"This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country"


>.<

this.

[Galleleo]

With me it just says: Embedding disabled by request, but then I got to Youtube and I can still watch it.

[the_paul]

good story

[Ilya]

galleleo, i was driving and listening to my new nicki minaj cd and i came up with a whole thread with you. it went something like this:

thread by ilya: thread where ilya posts all the times pandagirl has posted about getting drunk

posted by galleleo: pandagirl you have so many posts but i can't remember any of them because they're all basically the same. you getting drunk.

posted by ilya: oh shit

posted by pandagirl: galleleo shut up you are so european. i'm an actuarian.

posted by ilya:

[Ilya]

i have so many good threads in my head, you guys don't even know

[Jeenyuss]

ilya man have some teA I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY

*pours some tea, passes tea cup*

[Ilya]

cheers, mate!

well i went to get my hair did and my hair stylist kept going on and on about christmas shopping and black friday and i wasn't having any of it so i changed the topic to my desire to get a dog. that sent her on a rant about people who allow their dogs to get knocked by other breeds. frankly she should have spent less time yapping and more time focusing on making me gorgeous because she cut too much off the top so i had to wear a hat to the grocery store

i tipped her 30% anyway because i was glad to not get Andy, the homosexual cowboy, as a hairstylist because god he is such a slob

i was talking to kthx about his wife earlier today and he told me about a cream cheese stuffed chicken so i'm making that right now. it's in the oven. 3 of the last 5 times i've used the oven, it caught on fire.

i'm probably going to get reprimanded at work after the holidays for calling everyone babe

a girl i fancy posted on my facebook that she feels ignored. i replied with hey babe. i hope that makes up for everything

[Jeenyuss]

andy sounds a lot like this guy darrell i know. he pronounces his name like darl like it rhymes with carl. he wears a toque sometimes and other times he doesn't but he usually has a beard.

i generally don't like getting haircuts so i think it's pretty admirable of you to get one and be patient with the woman hairdresser even though she has a disgusting opinion. i know a girl like that her name is uriah but she generally likes jellyfish even though she shouldn't like jellyfish. and on top of it all a 30% tip, that's more than kind of you. the other day when i ate all you can eat sushi the waitress wasn't bringing out enough wasabi or ginger and generally unpleasant to deal with. then she charged me for a pop so i just didn't tip her. i had a mad sushi coma going on after that. totally swollen.

kthx should make a cookbook. and pandagirl should buy it. and wait in line at the book signing and when she gets to the front the two of them should have a conversation that ends in kthx telling her he appreciates that she bought his book.

babe is a pretty endearing term, i don't think negative consequences will follow your actions, particularly with the girl you fancy.

[Galleleo]

galleleo, i was driving and listening to my new nicki minaj cd and i came up with a whole thread with you. it went something like this:

thread by ilya: thread where ilya posts all the times pandagirl has posted about getting drunk

posted by galleleo: pandagirl you have so many posts but i can't remember any of them because they're all basically the same. you getting drunk.

posted by ilya: oh shit

posted by pandagirl: galleleo shut up you are so european. i'm an actuarian.

posted by ilya:

Oh snap, you burned panda through me in one of your awesome not-yet-posted-but-totally-up-the-chalk-board-as-an-awesome-idea thread