Hey Ilyaz

[Squeezer]

I'm thinking of you stud.

[Ilya]

oh my

my mom is out of CONTROL

[Melufa]

I'm thinking of you stud.

she needa put that pussy on my sideburns

[Ilya]

you may see that this video is 5:09 long and think your time is more valuable, but you need to watch this. you need to watch it


aw shit, hold my hat

[Ilya]

michael cera got fucked UP

[Jason]

so ilya

the question is

YOU THINK YOU CAN AFFORD THIS?

[Bioture]

Alright alright here's the deal. I used to be a bouncer in my college days (yes, probably only Asian bouncer in history) cuz I needed some cash. First off, the guy who's all like "he has the right to..." he really doesn't. It's just that no one would care enough to sue a bouncer for pushing the guy around. What are you going to sue for? Pain and suffering for being a drunk idiot?

Yes, there was this one fight I was involved in too - this other bouncer in the club had a beer bottle smashed over his head. I had to tackle the guy and restrain him. Cops were called. The guy who swung the bottle was convicted of aggravated assault, and my friend got a scar on his forehead that he received a 90k settlement for. Moral of the story is: get drunk and have a good time, but don't be a dick and think you own the place you're at.

[Raver420]

Fuck that I am White

Alright alright here's the deal. I used to be a bouncer in my college days (yes, probably only Asian bouncer in history) cuz I needed some cash. First off, the guy who's all like "he has the right to..." he really doesn't. It's just that no one would care enough to sue a bouncer for pushing the guy around. What are you going to sue for? Pain and suffering for being a drunk idiot?

Yes, there was this one fight I was involved in too - this other bouncer in the club had a beer bottle smashed over his head. I had to tackle the guy and restrain him. Cops were called. The guy who swung the bottle was convicted of aggravated assault, and my friend got a scar on his forehead that he received a 90k settlement for. Moral of the story is: get drunk and have a good time, but don't be a dick and think you own the place you're at.

[Raver420]

I rule

[Mantra-Slider]

you may see that this video is 5:09 long and think your time is more valuable, but you need to watch this. you need to watch it

I duno. the only part worth watching was when one of the two kids coming from the club suddenly bent over and had his friend help him with finding his santahat. that did make me laugh tho!

as for the situation in itself. I see that pretty much everytime I go out here (more before when I was younger, not so much these days) and in SVERIGE the bouncers are actually allowed to do like this. the kid was asking for it and its not a big deal at all. NEXT VIDEO PLZ

[Ilya]

but mantra, what about the part where the bouncer takes off his hat?

that was a hoot and a half!

[paradise!]

itt: bouncer doesn't let drunk guy in club!!!

[Jason]

yeah, the santa hat hunt was pretty funny. at first i thought those two guys were going to engage openly in some buttsex right there on the street.