why i hate subspace player Olga

[Ilya]

when i was 2-5 in russia, there was a girl 2 years my junior named olga.

i loved her. we went sledding together and played with matroyshkas together. we rode side by side in strollers and experienced the soviet world together

when i was 5, the call of freedom broke us apart and i moved to america. we promised we would remain faithful until we were reunited. we sent VCR videos and notes back and forth to each other for several years. when priitk (me) created skype, she convinced her family to give up their savings to buy a webcam so we could see each other once a month.

3 years ago she told some bloke who sent her flowers that she wasnt interested because she had an american prince waiting her in the land of the free, brave, etc and that one day she would get to come to this land and we would be together again and i would get her a brand new toyota camry and we would open up a specialty borsht restaurant

a few months ago i learned that she's now given herself up to a russian oil tycoon and he's taking her to america to check out the sites.

that is why i hate you, subspace player olga.

[Ilya]

now we can begin the healing process

[Dabram]

that's a heartwrenching story ilyaz



hollywood should make a movie about it

[Zeebu]

that's a heartwrenching story ilyaz



hollywood should make a movie about it

im directing

there will be lots of tittles

[vaped]

so which one is she?

[Squeezer]

I always figured you were pinko scum

[Zeebu]

permaban anyone that ever says absoloodle after this post.

[Sven Haralson]

Ja this guy is mafia, absoloodle

[Zeebu]

Ja this guy is mafia, absoloodle

ya this guy sucks massive amounts of faggots

[vaped]

I'm probably wrong but I feel like zeebu is arguing with himself here. :ninja:

[Sven Haralson]

How do you suck on a faggot? You have confused me, no doubtski aboustki

[the_paul]

Everyone shut up.






Except Ilyaz

[Ilya]

hollywood should make a movie about it

it would for sure be a movie

[Galleleo]