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Ilya - The Beef Straganoff was fucking excellent.
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Originally posted by Zeebu View Posti like making food too!!!
what should i make next?
lately i have made some kick dick lamb burgers and chili that turned out really good aside from being a little too mild for me.
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Cool Stroganoff story for you.
I was on my way to a business trip to Taiwan. I was super nervous, I hadn't been to Asia in a long time, and I didn't want to leave home. I said goodbye to my girlfriend at the time and told her I loved her and I'd miss her, but I'd be back in time for valentine's day. We also hadn't quite celebrated her 21st birthday in style yet anyway, so she was really looking forward to me coming back.
So I landed and had my old fling pick me up at the airport. We spent most of the day chit chatting and flirting constantly, but towards the end of the night I was not only getting pretty horny, but HUNGRY AS HELL. A little back story, this was during the cattle crisis over in Asia when tons of cows were being put down because of mad cow disease. Anyway, she suggests we get something to eat, so we go out to this Russian Cuisine place. I could tell it wasn't really run by Russians because everyone there was chinese or something. I ordered the stroganoff, and it was alright I guess, but there was something off about it. I said to the girl I was eating with, "I don't think there is real beef in this?" She laughed and said that what I probably ate was made of dog. I got sick to my stomach and was feeling pretty uneasy.
She could tell I was feeling tense, so she suggested we go to some fucking karakoe strip club bar. I was up for the idea (I made a quick 6 to midnight at the mere thought). So I'm sitting down watching the girl I'm with make a complete fool of herself on the stage singing Bye Bye Bye by the Backstreet Boys, when a hot little asian chick sits down next to me. I knew this was going to be a great night as I was really caught in the moment with this beautiful young lady. We start making conversation, but it's clear that she can barely understand me and just gives little giggles.
So she asks me about my visit to Taiwan so far - meanwhile she's rubbing my leg and running her fingers through her hair. I tell her it's been a little different and went on to tell her about the weird dinner I just experienced. I told her, "I think I just ate dog." She just giggled and then ran her hand to my pants, as I said, "I don't think the beef stroganoff is something I'll eat outside of the states." She gave me a cockeyed look and said, "Mr. paul, it's not beef that I'm stroganoff." After a couple o' tugs, she unzipped me and went to town.
All in all, I had a great time over there, but I would not suggest the Beef Stroganoff in Taiwan if you go to one of their 'Russian' restaurants. Make it at home!
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Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Postone of my favorite all-time meals ever is simply deer meat, eggs, rice and peppers all thrown together. so fucking good, and great to make when camping1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good
1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs
Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.
Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA
Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.
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Tonight I am making pork tenderloin roasted over a salt block with a rosemary and wine glaze sweet potatoes with a brown sugar butter and candied bacon sauce, corn with caramelized shallots, and zucchini with toasted sesame oil and olive oil with some french green sea salt and coarse black pepper.Rabble Rabble Rabble
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Paulo that was a fantastic story, well done, +1JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it
turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath
Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707the_paul: the worst guy, needs to go back to school, bad at his job, guido
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Originally posted by kthx View PostBTW
Tonight I am making pork tenderloin roasted over a salt block with a rosemary and wine glaze sweet potatoes with a brown sugar butter and candied bacon sauce, corn with caramelized shallots, and zucchini with toasted sesame oil and olive oil with some french green sea salt and coarse black pepper.1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good
1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs
Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.
Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA
Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.
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