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Yeah how could you say that Swedish people aren't too bad, have you ever been inside an Ikea?
It's like a rat maze once you go up the first escalator and start the labyrinth you are stuck for hours walking through mazes of shittily made furniture, and other terrible decorations. You try to turn back but its impossible, the escalator disappears after you come up. So you wander for the next several hours being hypnotized by the Swedes terrible choices in colors until you lose all hope, finally halfway through you think to yourself.. a cafeteria this is my chance to escape but you are wrong. All that awaits you are disgusting meatballs and terrible hot dogs and other disgusting swedish culinary disasters that you have to assemble yourself and are always missing several ingredients that you think "oh that can't really matter its just relish for my hot dog" but later on you find out that without it that a shelf won't open or you will have explosive diarrhea. Finally after you swallow this supposed sustenance that is similar to the gruel you would receive at a cult to break your spirit you are forced back into the labyrinth with no bathrooms in sight. Finally you see it ahead of you, an escalator.. could it be? Could you finally be free of this monstrosity, you hurriedly throw down your piece of paper and dull quartered pencil that you used to write down 5435323xv and 633254pn and 534343ts while you descended into madness. Unfortunately the escalator leads into the worst section of them all, home decor and bed and bath, should you be the unfortunately fool who brought along his wife you will instantly lose your manhood as is planned by Ikea as you are forced to spend several more hours in the 6th circuit of hell as you browse cheap, supposedly clever Swedish cooking aprons with such witty lines as "You kiss da cook yaa?" and "How about these meatballs :b" assuming you don't eventually kill yourself you eventually come to the end of the line, a shell of your former self, soulless, empty, and castrated by the most evil race of people to ever exist in the known world. The Nazi's of cheap furniture, the Swedish.Rabble Rabble Rabble
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