2012...Chaos Ensues?!?!

[renzi]

been wondering (and im sure im not the only one) but i personally dont believe in 2012 being the "end of times," but obviously a lot of people do. i see a lot of chaos and shit happening the days before dec 21, 2012 just because of people being retarded and thinking "what the hell world ends in a few days anyway." what do you guys think?

[menomena]

i think:

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[Ilya]

whats gonna happen:

- news networks will have stupid all day specials about 2012 and mayans
- college kids will throw a bunch of parties
- a few weeks later people will say "oh it turns out its gonna happen in 2022, for real this time" and we have to deal with this nonsense again
- im gonna jerk off

[Jerome Scuggs]

i hear 2012 is the year jerome gets good at subspace

getting closer n closer every day

[the_paul]

I'll be sitting inside my locked house hoping the looters skip mine.

[Jerome Scuggs]

I'll be sitting inside my locked house hoping the looters skip mine.

yo

we can weld our S-10's together into an 8-wheeled SS-20, and then roam the dystopic highways of the post-american wasteland, seeking out the meager resources and other signs of life

as the days drag into weeks slip into years, and signs of human population begin to drastically fall, we will be left with nothing but our futures on the empty skylines of a once-great society, the victim of its own opulence and splendor, the greatest paper tiger known to history. not that history matters, because in the vicious urban jungle, education and literacy and the luxury of restrospective perspectives become priority #50 behind other things like "always shit with your emaciated, greasy, diseased asshole up against a wall so noone can sneak up on you" or "if you don't have a wall, shit while sitting on top of a claymore and holding a live hand grenade".

the women will become a precious commodity, as the last gift of modern mankind - instantaneous and plentiful online pornography - disappears with the fall of the last active internet servers. without this massive and addicting outlet, men become savages, pillaging and raping and shitting on women everywhere. so basically what im saying is we might have to also go gay in the apocalypse.

[Jason]

:up: :up:

[MaGi kOz]

yo

we can weld our S-10's together into an 8-wheeled SS-20, and then roam the dystopic highways of the post-american wasteland, seeking out the meager resources and other signs of life

as the days drag into weeks slip into years, and signs of human population begin to drastically fall, we will be left with nothing but our futures on the empty skylines of a once-great society, the victim of its own opulence and splendor, the greatest paper tiger known to history. not that history matters, because in the vicious urban jungle, education and literacy and the luxury of restrospective perspectives become priority #50 behind other things like "always shit with your emaciated, greasy, diseased asshole up against a wall so noone can sneak up on you" or "if you don't have a wall, shit while sitting on top of a claymore and holding a live hand grenade".

the women will become a precious commodity, as the last gift of modern mankind - instantaneous and plentiful online pornography - disappears with the fall of the last active internet servers. without this massive and addicting outlet, men become savages, pillaging and raping and shitting on women everywhere. so basically what im saying is we might have to also go gay in the apocalypse.

I read this entire post with the tune of a punk rock band jamming in my head. I started punking out and started head bangin around the part where the song went:

NOT THAT HISTORY MATTERS! (HO HO HO!)
Because in the vicious urban jungle!
Education and literacy
and the luxury of
restrospective! perspective!
becomes priority
number fifty!

and then a mosh pit started to form around the part where in the song that goes:

ALWAYSSHIT!
WITH YOUR EMACIATED, GREASY
DISEASED ASSHOLE UP AGAINST A WAALLLLLL!
so noone can sneak up on you! [HO HO HO!]

then there was this 10 minute guitar riff solo and then the fucking world exploded and started jamming out in space while riding the supernova that followed. best show ever.

[Crescent Seal]

.................................................. ?

[the_paul]

jerome I'm going to have zeebu start drawing up what our S20 is going to look like. Gotta be preapared, can't be riding around post apocalyptic earth trying to impress all 3 females left riding around in a fucked up S20, feel me?

[Zeebu]

jerome I'm going to have zeebu start drawing up what our S20 is going to look like. Gotta be preapred, can't be riding around post apocalyptic earth trying to impress all 3 females left riding around in a fucked up S20, feel me?

i will perform this action for a small fee

[the_paul]

whatever the fee is, its worth it. As I'm sure you've heard many times before, you simply cannot put a price on post apocalyptic street cred. It's priceless.

[project dragon]

You will need these:

[vaped]

I'll take my doomsday weapons cache over your "S20", supposed street cred, and gay sex any day you two weirdoes.

[the_paul]

We drive S10's and jerome is from the south, of course they come equipped with weaponry son