holla @ u later, i'm quitting

[Ilya]

life

i got a $133 speeding ticket for going 13mph over at 1030am today
then i got an $88 speeding ticket for going 9mph over at 1128am today.

i'm so fucking tired of being black

[Vatican Assassin]

i used to drive that fast, then i got ticketed, then i slowed down

[Ilya]

how is that even fast

how can you drive less than 10mph over the limit? no one does that

[renzi]

i got a $760 ticket for going 20 over on the highway

[Ilya]

my insurance expired in february and i renewed it but forgot to put the new card in my car, so when the cops asked for license, proof of insurance, and registration i just gave them my license and registration

they didnt say anything

i dont know whats going on anymore

[Zeebu]

Ilya I made some excellent shrimp stir fry last night. I saved you some.

[Ilya]

thx bby :*

[Ilya]

zeebu how do i start liking beer?

im tired of paying 8 dollars for drinx

[Ilya]

here's a picture of my butt:

[Zeebu]

I don't understand how beer is unliked. Start out with some nicer stuff then start to slum it up a bit

[Ilya]

they're too carbonated. i dont drink any soft drinks cause of that either. i got a real sensitive tongue u kno

i drank 2 beers last night and they gave me crazy burps. but they're a lot more efficient i think

[Zeebu]

Play drinking games

[Ilya]

maybe then i can get into a collegefuckfest video

as someone in the audience



WOO YEA



this guy (the_paul?) was all "look at the funny ass faces they're making"

[Jerome Scuggs]

zeebu how do i start liking beer?

im tired of paying 8 dollars for drinx

take a shot or two and then have a beer or two

[Zeebu]

Then while you're in the middle of gangbangin some broad you can ask her if you can do her taxes. I think this is an excellent idea.