we're doomed, huh

[Ilya]

http://www.freep.com/article/2011042...over-ducklings



fucking white people

[Jerome Scuggs]

gonna add this guy on facebook

[vaped]

I heard the ducks tried to take his meth and/or his Faygo soda pop.

[Jerome Scuggs]

I heard the ducks tried to take his meth and/or his Faygo soda pop.

http://highschoolsports.mlive.com/player/dillon-pearce/

guy's a hockey player, does this explain anything?

[kthx]

He totally looks like Gabe from The Office.

[Ilya]

gonna add this guy on facebook

tried to find him on facebook/linkedin immediately after reading the headline + his name

also i dont think i've ever gotten this many replies so fast to a thread

we are a good people

[Jerome Scuggs]

its weird because i just watched an episode of parks and recreation, and then i came here, read this, made that reply, thought "hey i SHOULD facebook this guy", searched, and the only guy i found was a dude who lived in pawnee, illinois which is where parks and recreation is set. wowowowowowow

[Ilya]

this guy at work is spreading rumors that i'm having relations with this 65 (at least) year old broad and i'm ok with it because let me tell you, shawty got an ass on her

[Ilya]

this thread is for posting reasons we're doomed

try the data then reply

[Squeezer]

what a quack