post here if you're a workaholic

[Ilya]

all i like to do anymore is work and update my resume and talk to drunk people about how all i like to do anymore is work and update my resume

[Ilya]

i recently got this bostitch heavy duty stapler and it's fuccin amazing. it can staple up to 20lbs of paper



i keep it in my drawer because someone keeps breaking the heavy duty stapler by the printer and i've had enough

[D1st0rt]

oranje what do you have against staples

[vaped]

I need me one of them staplers ..... tired of mine failing when paper stacks get above 10 sheets.

I work too much M-F too -- 60+ hrs dealing with turistas -- come the weekend I don't even want to see a fucking tourist. May God help the ones that ask me a question at the bar when I'm trying to relax over the weekend because who knows what will come out of my mouth. Could be helpful, could be an asshole -- one never really knows.


/i really want that fucking stapler.

[Ilya]

what do you do, vaped?

you need to get you that stapler, dogg. it even requires special heavy duty staples because this is not your grandmother's stapler

[vaped]

Part Owner and General Manager of a small Convenience store. Lots of paper work at the end of each day/week/month. Always a demand for something that staples well.

[Ilya]

today i realized you could not remove heavy duty staples with any plain old stapler remover. i need to get one of these bostitch heavy duty staple removers

[Ilya]

facebook status updates i would make if i wasn't fb friends with my intern:

- holy shit shut the fuck up, intern

- continuously breaking my spreadsheet formulas and then calling me over to fix them cause you want my d in you is not a good way to get my d in you

- stop fucking with my spreadsheet

- i'm a taurus. this is the 4th time i've told you this shut up shut up shut up



it's so hard to find good help, sigh

[Pandagirl!]

I'll be your intern Ilya.

Then you can do my taxes

[Ilya]

girl, if you were my intern i'd do a lot more than just your taxes























































like balance your checkbook














































































on my dick

[Fit of Rage]

fyi you can "hide" an individual status update from a certain person or people by clicking the little lock button below before you post it. thanks facebook for overturning mom's advice "if you don't have anything good to say about someone, don't say anything at all"

fuck yo intern, dogg

[Zeebu]

hey im a taurus too!!!

[Epinephrine]

Worked the last 7 weekends, and ~50-60 hours a week last 7 weeks... but now I'm on vacation wheeeee

[renzi]

just got done working 2 weeks straight and now im working 6 days a week the whole summer...9hr+ a day dealing with 3000 people every day

[DoTheFandango]

yeah i don't work and just chill and play fallout and rage on credit.