Daily Joke

[fLaReD]

a snail gets invited to a party and invites his friend zidane. he attached zidane to his back and goes to the party. at the party some people say dude what the fuck is on ur back and the snail says oh my god guys this is michel

get it?

[soup]

when does he throw up on himself and the couch?

[Jason]

flared, you misspelled michelle

totally ruined the joke!

[MaGi kOz]

oooh i get it

[Supreme]

Lol me too, kinda silly :P

[Squeezer]

i know i've already allowed (and even praised) a dead baby joke, but when it comes to racism, the rules are the rules. -jason

[Squeezer]

Oh, and one I heard from David Sedaris on the Daily Show.

A guy hears his doorbell ring and goes to answer the door. When he opens, he looks down and sees a snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "would you like to buy a subscription to Sports Illustrated?" The man politely declines but the snail doesn't move. "Would you like to buy a subscription to National Geographic," he asks. "No," says the man, a little more frustrated. The snail still doesn't leave. "How about the New York Times? Or Poets and Writers?" The man shouts, "No I don't want your stupid magazines" at the snail and kicks him as far as he can off the porch. Satisfied, the man goes back into his house.

Two days later he hears the doorbell again and goes to answer the door, to find the snail, who says, "what the fuck was that about?"

[Oranje]

I have a soft spot for racist jokes

Oh Really? I had not noticed.
I feel very offended though

[soup]

Same fuck off with those racists remarks.

[Money]

whats up with these faggots crying over -1 and shit? you nerds are about as bad as the people that complain about caps lock. get a fucking life nerds

[Oranje]

Same fuck off with those racists remarks.

+1

whats up with these faggots crying over -1 and shit? you nerds are about as bad as the people that complain about caps lock. get a fucking life nerds

+1

[Vatican Assassin]

crib death was good

[Joey]

got a Rolex for an early birthday present from a couple lesbians friends of mine. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch."

[gran guerrero]

should of asked for a threesome

[Money]

Me and my mate were masturbating to some hardcore dinosaur pornography.

Unfortunately, my mothersaurus.