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  • #31
    lemme get all up in your analysis
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Ilya View Post
      whats your favorite excel formula mine is concatenate
      I like concatenate and vlookup, but usually I just use macros
      Pandagirl!

      (ph)>12 is just right

      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
      1:Chao <ER>> at all
      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
      Chao <ER> - hero

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      • #33
        hey grandmastahs jap

        bet u need accountant to help you "save muney to buy praystation"
        8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
        8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
        8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
        8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
        8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
        8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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        • #34




          8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
          8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
          8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
          8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
          8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
          8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
            The doc wants me back and is showering me with gifts, so who is the real winner here?

            Oh boy i read that sooooooooooooo wrong.
            Keith> you don't need to eat human to eat meat.
            Goddess> Keith
            Goddess> gonna eat you

            We got Burg <ER> and Steak <ER>, i already told them Goddess has a huge appetite! ?go PIE -H.M.S. Stargazer

            (disown)> he loved to give head

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            • #36
              this is not the direction i would've liked this thread to go
              1:megaman89> dont leave me

              1:megaman89> great
              1:megaman89> made my gf emo
              1:requiem> LOL
              1:Ri$e Again$t> /wrists
              1:megaman89> not gna buy me food for a week now
              1:megaman89> jesus fuk
              1:Chief Utsav> this is me
              1:Chief Utsav> caring
              1:megaman89> gna starve

              1:Cig Smoke> what u noobs talkin bout
              1:Sauro> its an a b conversation cig smoke
              1:Cig Smoke> and im about to (C) ur way outa here
              1:grandmastahs> LOLOL

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              • #37
                whats your favorite general ledger account ????
                can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                • #38
                  i got a $1k bonus today

                  i think ill buy some sushi
                  can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                  • #39
                    i like accumulated depreciation accounts... no real reason
                    1:megaman89> dont leave me

                    1:megaman89> great
                    1:megaman89> made my gf emo
                    1:requiem> LOL
                    1:Ri$e Again$t> /wrists
                    1:megaman89> not gna buy me food for a week now
                    1:megaman89> jesus fuk
                    1:Chief Utsav> this is me
                    1:Chief Utsav> caring
                    1:megaman89> gna starve

                    1:Cig Smoke> what u noobs talkin bout
                    1:Sauro> its an a b conversation cig smoke
                    1:Cig Smoke> and im about to (C) ur way outa here
                    1:grandmastahs> LOLOL

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                    • #40
                      Will Megacorp Insurance pay for Grammie's new hip replacement? Let's find out.

                      ###calculate likelyhood of Grandma dying


                      connect patient predictions
                      OPEN Josephine.mdb
                      print Grand Josephine > grandmajosephine.txt
                      'awk $1==2020 && $2==\'GrandmaJosephine'\{print $0}' grandmajosephine.txt

                      if column 3 is greater than .50 than she's a keeper. If not, send pre-formatted and pre-signed Rejection letter with find and replace NAME with Grandma.

                      the actuarial field in one post.
                      4:BigKing> xD
                      4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                      4:BigKing> what did i do???
                      4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                      4:BigKing> ???? why though
                      4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                      4:BigKing> xD

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                      • #41
                        real question:

                        how does each insurance company calculate probabilities? Is there an industry standard or are the algorithms considered 'trade secrets'? Do you guys collaborate with doctors? I would expect you guys to basically be in discussion all the time.
                        4:BigKing> xD
                        4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                        4:BigKing> what did i do???
                        4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                        4:BigKing> ???? why though
                        4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                        4:BigKing> xD

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