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  • #1

    30 Day Water Fast

    Lets debate: Will Joey die in 30 days, or will he live?

    Water fasting (Drinking only water and not eating) has been Scientifically proven to help Detoxify the body by cleaning your respiratory, circulatory, digestive and urinary systems, destroying impurities all over the body and eliminates uric acid deposit.

    Corrects High blood pressure, increases your lifespan, helps in weight loss, increases your cell-mediated immunity and immunoglobulin levels, and Much more!

    Currently right now, I'm on day 2 of my fast, HUNGRY AS FUCK, but i wont break this!

    I will record my details of the fast each day in this thread, this will be fun.

    Starting weight before my fast: 172 lbs
    Weight on day 2: 170.4 lbs

    Side effects thus far: None yet just hunger, still have all my energy, Sexual performance the same, mental performance the same.
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  • #2
    If you only weigh 172 lbs you need to go on a beef fast or something, not a water fast.

    But seriously this is dumb, it isn't going to make you feel better its going to put your body into starvation mode where it starts storing up and saving every calorie you eat because you are making it think that it is going to not eat anything. Which means that after your fast is over and you start eating again you are going to gain everything back plus some until your body gets used to having food on a regular basis again.
    Rabble Rabble Rabble

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    • #3
      Oh you misunderstood me, im not doing this to lose weight, im doing this purely as an experiment and for the body to purely detoxify itself. Our bodies are designed for times of famine, i want to see how this spans out.

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      • #4
        Our bodies aren't designed for times of famine anymore, unless your family has been starving for the last 10 generations or something. I wouldn't do it.
        Rabble Rabble Rabble

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        • #5
          Ahh well, thanks for your concern though, i appreciate it.

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          • #6
            Just being honest with you because when you die one night I don't want Dateline 20/20 logging onto your computer and wondering who the Kthx guy is who "helped convince you to kill yourself" you know?
            Rabble Rabble Rabble

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            • #7
              lol @ dateline 20/20
              Fuck it.

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              • #8
                You're an idiot. As someone who used to have an eating disorder trust me on this one - you're going to feel like shit after a few more days of this. You don't need to "detox" your body. You're going to lose calcium in your bones. Your body will begin to consume your muscles for energy. You're going to be lethargic and possibly become depressed. Your nails and hair will become brittle and discolored. You're going to grow gross hair all over your body. You're going to be freezing all the time. You won't be able to sleep.

                That being said, if you're stupid enough to continue with this have fun idiot.
                Pandagirl!

                (ph)>12 is just right

                In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                1:Chao <ER>> at all
                1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                Chao <ER> - hero

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                  You're an idiot. As someone who used to have an eating disorder trust me on this one - you're going to feel like shit after a few more days of this. You don't need to "detox" your body. You're going to lose calcium in your bones. Your body will begin to consume your muscles for energy. You're going to be lethargic and possibly become depressed. Your nails and hair will become brittle and discolored. You're going to grow gross hair all over your body. You're going to be freezing all the time. You won't be able to sleep.

                  That being said, if you're stupid enough to continue with this have fun idiot.
                  Jesus, mean much? Regardless if im doing it or not, comments like that arnt needed.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                    You're an idiot. As someone who used to have an eating disorder trust me on this one - you're going to feel like shit after a few more days of this. You don't need to "detox" your body. You're going to lose calcium in your bones. Your body will begin to consume your muscles for energy. You're going to be lethargic and possibly become depressed. Your nails and hair will become brittle and discolored. You're going to grow gross hair all over your body. You're going to be freezing all the time. You won't be able to sleep.

                    That being said, if you're stupid enough to continue with this have fun idiot.
                    Tonight on 20/20 Pandagirl reveals her lifestyle and appearance and projects her hatred for herself onto Joey stay tuned.

                    I for one am interested in your fasting experience. I bet a lot of people called every spiritual master who fasted an idiot too and look at them they are all in hell now.

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                    • #11
                      i wanna go fast


                      1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                      • #12
                        We support you Joey!
                        (Children)>hunted for life
                        (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
                        :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Zeebu View Post
                          i wanna go fast
                          Lets do it together Zeebu!

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                          • #14
                            Do it like a muslim!
                            (Children)>hunted for life
                            (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
                            :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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                            • #15
                              no i mean i wanna go fast
                              vroom vroom

                              i dont want to stop eating are you crazy


                              1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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