post about your social defects

[gran guerrero]

why were 2 of my posts plus the post by soup du jour deleted?

Can someone please remove Ilya of his god damn powers, he's fucking abusing like a motherfucker

[gran guerrero]

what about that glitch that stole all my likes away?

what about that glitch where I can't dislike any of Ilya's posts?

ITS ALL FUCKING OBVIOUS ISNT IT?

Ban Ilya for hckas

ff

[Soup du Jour]

Apparently IlyaZ is a woman?

[DoTheFandango]

I'm like a real life troll where I bring up embarrassing or circumstantial facts about people to negate their arguments or points but in reality don't really care and just want to see them pissed off.

For example: "This coming from the kid who..."

[Nycle]

- i always accidentally say "thanks you too" when servers tell me to enjoy my meal or people at the airport tell me to enjoy the flight or enjoy the movie or anything where someone tells me to enjoy something

- i'm terrible at saying goodbye so whenever it's someone's last day at work and they're going around saying goodbye to everyone, i conveniently leave to get water or something. depending on the person, it could last awhile so i've been known to have been gone for over an hour while they made their rounds. sometimes i come back to the office and they're still walking around so i sneak back out. this has happened about 6 times now

- saying "have a nice day" at night

You're an introvert. That's kind of cute

The first thing you said happens to me too sometimes. The last time it happened was a few weeks ago. I was checking out a rental car from Miami airport. When the checkout guy wished me a safe trip I said 'thanks, you too!'.

[Jerome Scuggs]

I'm like a real life troll where I bring up embarrassing or circumstantial facts about people to negate their arguments or points but in reality don't really care and just want to see them pissed off.

For example: "This coming from the kid who..."

night of the living ad hominem!!!!!

[Jason]

[Jerome Scuggs]

righteous

[Soup du Jour]

I like Scurvy's better

[Soup du Jour]

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[TagMor]

I hate bullshit small talk when meeting new people and usually try to break it up with very direct or inappropriate questions/replies. This usually results in people either hating me or quickly building a great rapport. If I get the sense that they are uncomfortable I'll back off and apologize for my personality but by that stage it's usually too late and they try keep a distance from me.

Sometimes I'll go full autism and say the most inappropriate shit without realizing. The most recent example I can think of was a dinner with my girlfriend's parents and their friends. There was a couple of different race, the guy was white and the girl was asian, and they had a 4 year old kid who also attended. The asian girl was the only person at the dinner who wasnt white (out of 20+ people) and was probably feeling a little bit uncomfortable.
I'd had a few drinks and was ordering another round when the waiter asked if I wanted a coke with my scotch, I replied quite loudly "no I dont like mixed" just as the whole table fell silent.
Next few minutes was spent looking down at my napkin and wishing the waiter would bring me a cyanide pill with my scotch.

[Desire]

I don't speak to people, I'll sometimes mumble something that no one understand if I think I'm expected to say something and then walk away as quickly as possible. My coworkers probably think I'm mute if they even know that I exist. I guess some of them have to since I'll occasionally send them an email about something work related.

They're all nice people and usually as I'm falling to sleep I think of what it would be like to have a conversation with them, like that one guy who always sends me pictures of his dogs along with his daily reports... He seems like a nice enough guy and the pictures are amazing, I never reply though unless I accidentally click "no" when the email client asks for confirmation that I've read the message, then I'll reply to him saying I got it :nice:


Bye, polar bear!

[Ilya]

you guys are pretty weird

[Twerp]

No emotions. Unable to empathize with people.

I wouldn't really call it a defect though, it's been good to me.

[Pandagirl!]

I either talk way too much or not at all.