post the asian massage parlor nearest you

[Ilya]

www.rubmaps.com

[Jerome Scuggs]

the nearest ones are in texas and california gay

[Ilya]

I read the previous review... so upon arrival- I asked for Lisa. I was taken to a waiting massage room- I sat on the table for a few minutes.. then a dyed-blonde asian woman, about 5'1" with pretty large C cup tits walks in. She takes me by the hand, to what seems like the mac daddy of massage rooms. It had a full bathroom, jacuzzi, larger table/bed, a sofa, and a lounge chair. Baller status for a happy ending. The whole room was soaked in a glowing red light, with mirrors on all the walls. She sits me down, and crouches between my legs to ask me how I knew to ask for her. I said I was referred by John. She then asked me to undress, and then asked for payment. She said it was $80/hr. I handed her $160 and she asked if I wanted a table shower. I agreed. The table shower was good- she massaged my asshole and my cock and balls and rinsed me all clean- then as she dried me off she gave me hard cock a quick kiss. When we got back to the room, I gave her another $80 and laid down on the bed. She started to suck me- raw. Then she slipped a condom on her 2 fingers with a little oil- then began to finger my ass while sucking me. She did this for about 10 minutes then we 69'd for a few. I ate her pussy. Not sure how I feel about that now looking back. After we 69'd she slipped down and rode my cock facing me. She rode it like a champ quite honestly, moaning and really working it down good. All raw by the way. Again, not sure how I feel about that after the fact. She then flipped to reverse cowgirl, and bounced it up and down. I took over on the thrusting, and said I'm going to cum.. asked if I could bust inside. She moans yes, I pop- and she keeps riding me until I'm soft. Perfection. After, she takes me to the shower where she gives me mouthwash- and began to shower me off again, massaging my cock and ass and cleaning it quite well honestly. Then she dried me off, took me back to the room to dress- and then walked me out. Overall, 10/10. I'll update this in a few days when I'm (hopefully) still completely clean.

jerome you should tell your couchsurfer friends to go here in atlanta

[Ilya]

jerome what are you talking about? theres 15 in louisiana

[Jerome Scuggs]

jerome what are you talking about? theres 15 in louisiana

alright maybe the website confused me here is attempt 2.0

[Jerome Scuggs]

http://www.rubmaps.com/search-louisiana

[Ilya]

you have to click Louisiana on the left bar and then one of the cities

god jerome these are asians we're dealing with, get it together

[Twerp]

Here's the deal, this place (and all the other four listed in Portland) are completly legit places. If you are looking for anything other than a legal massage, you won't find them here.

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[soup]

omg http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BBJTCIM

[project dragon]

Me!

I am my own best Asian massage parlour.

[megaman89]

this is great

[TagMor]

In Australia, where prostitution is legal, asian girls come over on temporary work visas to work in our brothels.
From what I hear their eagerness to gain australian citizenship coupled with their striking beauty, and loneliness of their customers, results in many blossoming relationships/marriages.

[Mantra-Slider]

to my knowledge there are only successfull examples of elderly white men marrying younger asian girls.

[Pandagirl!]

There's almost none in Columbus, wtf

[soup]

maybe you should start one

people that would come

1. paradise
2. that one guy that played TW and goes to the same Uni as you (miss him)
3. jerome
4. soupero
5. gran guerro
6. ph