1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat
1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
1:trashed> wha
1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
1:trashed> i download my own
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1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come
1: "Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there."
2: "That's private property."
1: "Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!"
2: "Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?"
1: "What?"
2: "You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."
Yes I saw that one! It's oh shit what is it called. That old Kubrick film fuck fuck what's it called, cannot use google, cannot use goooogle, ah ah ahhhhhhhh FUCK lil help here.
edit: Dr. Strangelove! Ya I own the film so it was semi-cheating. Next quote coming up:
"He's the kindest most gentle man I've ever met, do you want to meet him?"
"Well, sure!"
"He's got a gun!"
"Now you see the violence inherent in the system!"
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for."
TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion
Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"
Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
- John F. Kennedy
A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
Originally posted by kthx
Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.
Serenity, best movie ever made btw. I don't want Summa to get sad, Seattle has enough suicides I hear. Unfortunately, he keeps choosing quotes from overtly intellectual sources, wish he didn't have to rub our noses in it:
"My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for."
4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xD
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