Panda should date somebody boring for a change. Like renzi.
Oh snap.
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
J-B-Inc> i ddi that duel while doing coke of pawner moms ass
8:Riverside> UPDATE FOR WEEK 1:
8:Riverside> I go 4-60 and we lose 0-6
2:saiyan> [Dec 22 21:22] Rough: yo just came on to tell you, can you go on a real date with a girl (need to be specific here lol) instead of talking to claus on forums about calcs and formulas for a league? Happy holidays btw
1:Cape> is infrared the thing that microwave does?
Cape> i thought it was like u inferred
1:Cape> yo when u look up at the night sky and see billions of night stars
1:Cape> im like fuk it let this shit end
Tsunami> LOl
beam> stfu tsunami
Tsunami> yo this girl is dead up snoring
beam> ur blacker than tarcoal
Tsunami> should end her life while she sleeps
4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xD
man the other day on facebook someone was shit talkin on ke$ha and was all "ur radio loving sheeple LOL find sum gangster shit" so i inquired as to what this "gangster shit" was and he linked me to some kanye west remix by some white chicago DJ. i googled this guy (named "flosstradamus") and it turns out he was once featured on the hit children's tv show "yo gabba gabba!" which is played on nickelodeon jr. i was like well shit man that is pretty gangster i remember when tupac guest starred on yo gabba gabba back in '94. the best part is he was all indignant about it until he googled it and then deleted all his comments, which kinda made me sad, but then all his friends started posting replies calling him out "we saw the conversation, you can hide it but jerome got you good lolol"
i don't know if it's possible to play FB like a game, but if you could, I am pretty good at facebook. like champs league material. these swaths of 18 year old trust fund babies who take pics of themselves in slayer shirts in their parent's bathrooms.... i'm addicted to them, addicted to mentally dominating them. but the best part is i can do it in like one or two posts so you can never accuse me of "trying too hard" or otherwise causing a 40-reply dramatic thread. i just get 'em good, get my +1's and LOL's, and jet. holy fuck.
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