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  • #16
    Since last friday, I declare this myth ... CONFIRMED!
    5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
    5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
    5: Da1andonly> =((
    5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
    5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
    5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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    • #17
      if you're too poor to afford an electronic wine opener then you are too poor to drink and should be saving for the future and/or an electric wine opener
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
        if you're too poor to afford an electronic wine opener then you are too poor to drink and should be saving for the future and/or an electric wine opener
        If you're faggy enough to purchase an electronic bottle opener then you probably need all the white wine you can drink to deal with being such a douche.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
          If you're faggy enough to purchase an electronic bottle opener then you probably need all the white wine you can drink to deal with being such a douche.
          DTF, slammed.
          4:BigKing> xD
          4:Best> i'm leaving chat
          4:BigKing> what did i do???
          4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
          4:BigKing> ???? why though
          4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
          4:BigKing> xD

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          • #20
            vicious
            1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

            1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

            Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

            Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

            Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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            • #21
              my sarcasm not evident
              don't care.
              love live reagaon
              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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              • #22
                Alcohol causes downregulation of GABA B and A receptors & is unhealthy for the brain. Wormwood combats GABA down regulation via noncompetitive central antagonism by Thujone.

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                • #23
                  So we should eat wormwood?
                  (Children)>hunted for life
                  (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
                  :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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                  • #24
                    so real absinthe is cool then?


                    1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                    • #25
                      yo GABA GABA
                      duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                      Mattey> put me in corch

                      zidane> go kf urself pork

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