I need your help! Plz help me

[Wazzaaa.nl]

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus.

[Spock!]

I always wanted to be an EggMan, so I catch your drift Wazz.

If you need any help with cutting off your arms give me a call, would be more than happy to help.

[Lrim]

100% support. Follow your dream, Mr. Walrus.

P.S.
1) http://foreverwalrus.tumblr.com/
2) Walruses have arms
3) Wal-mart has walrus costumes