"best pick-up line"

[ZeUs!!]

The Shermanator's in town

[Heatha]

PJ can I have your number?

[Wolf12]

Re: Be sure to make lots of spaceship noises and hand motions when telling this line

Originally posted by Pearl Jam
Walk next to a group of women - then just go nuts with this line:

"So there I was, facing 8 furious spaceships in the outer depths of subspace! They were all trying to take my precious flag...I wasn't about to let that happen. With the quick movements of my fingers I activated the super rocket on my spaceship. I launched my bomb at the team at full speed. Seconds later, an orgasmic-like climax of destruction took place - after that, the entire enemy team was nothing more than smoldering scrap metal floating into oblivion.

I had completed my mission, so I threw my FJ-37 Javelin spacecraft into hyperspeed and returned home. As I flew past this bar, I noticed your beautiful baby blue eyes. I was mesmorized...after years of flying through the cold nothingness of space I finally felt warm just looking at you. So I parked my spaceship in that alley by McDonald's over there. I could show it to you if you want to see it. It's an aerodynamic masterpiece that can penetrate ANY defense. *wink*"

Needless to say, this pickup line has worked for me over 127 times.

Best pickup line ever PJ

[Bioture]

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're starting to look pretty good.

[Bioture]

It isn't just gonna suck itself.

[Epinephrine]

Originally posted by adam
I actually used a pick up line on my girlfriend, but not for me. See, I thought she was drop dead beautiful, but my boy wanted to go out with her first, and he was to much of a chicken shit. SO I figured I'd make a total ass out of my self for him.

I said..

"My friend here lost his Teddy Bear. I was wondering.. would you sleep with him?"

She got pissed, smiled, and.. uh, ended up going out with me ;oP

Cheeseball lines work $

My favorite would .. most likely be.. uhm..

me: "Hey, it's 8 oclock, are you wearing panties"
girl: "uhm, yeah?"
me: "Oh, my watch must be an hour slow"

;p

What Adam really said:

"Hey baby, I'm Adam your son used to beat me up at school, let's go out cause you feel bad for me!"

-Epi

[Troll King]

Re: Be sure to make lots of spaceship noises and hand motions when telling this line

Originally posted by Pearl Jam
Walk next to a group of women - then just go nuts with this line:

"So there I was, facing 8 furious spaceships in the outer depths of subspace! They were all trying to take my precious flag...I wasn't about to let that happen. With the quick movements of my fingers I activated the super rocket on my spaceship. I launched my bomb at the team at full speed. Seconds later, an orgasmic-like climax of destruction took place - after that, the entire enemy team was nothing more than smoldering scrap metal floating into oblivion.

I had completed my mission, so I threw my FJ-37 Javelin spacecraft into hyperspeed and returned home. As I flew past this bar, I noticed your beautiful baby blue eyes. I was mesmorized...after years of flying through the cold nothingness of space I finally felt warm just looking at you. So I parked my spaceship in that alley by McDonald's over there. I could show it to you if you want to see it. It's an aerodynamic masterpiece that can penetrate ANY defense. *wink*"

Needless to say, this pickup line has worked for me over 127 times.

Oddly enough, 126 of those times were with Mythrandir.

[bloodzombie]

"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

[Adman]

Hi and smile and buy a drink. Gets the convo flowing.

[Eeks]

Bracco should tell us his line.

[Cops]

If you like a girl, I wouldn't suggest using any pick up lines just talk to her and ask her out.

[SLaQ n Sauce]

It's not a tumour sexy thang, it's a goiter.

[Bioture]

Originally posted by Cops
If you like a girl, I wouldn't suggest using any pick up lines just talk to her and ask her out.

Cops noes wat tha dilly iz f0 sh0.

[Dim]

Believe in love at first site? Or want me to walk past again?

[Pearl Jam]

"What the fuck are you looking at, bitch?"