"best pick-up line"

[bloodzombie]

At a work party my old manager got completely shitfaced and kept yelling to the receptionist: "If you need a seat, I've got a nose!"


sloppy drunks are funny.

[King Missile]

Originally posted by Cops
If you like a girl, I wouldn't suggest using any pick up lines just talk to her and ask her out.

you would still need a line to start the conversation....

[Cops]

Ryan>Hi Anna, whats new?
Anna>not much got to work today
Ryan>ah, are you busy friday?
Anna>No why?
Ryan>Well do you want to go see a movie?
Anna>sure, 7 pm good?
Ryan>yeah

bling bling $$

[Fluffz]

want a baby from me?
no...
then we better be careful.


tho most times they dont say "no" but spank u right away which isnt too bad either for a three words conversation

[Ewan]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda?

Oh sorry.. I thought it was a braille name badge

Hi my name's Ewan, you better remember that because you're gonna be screaming it all night long

[Ephemeral]

"Do you know you have an onion ass?"

"A what!?"

"An onion ass...it makes me cry when I see it."

[Troll King]

Here are some from the pages of Frank Cho's comic strip Liberty Meadows. I'm just going to post links, as I don't want to leech them, and also because I think some of you might like to go there and check out some of his other strips.

From LibertyMeadows.com

This is a good one. (At least, one men think would be a good one.)

Here's one that looks good on paper.

Here's an example of why you should look before you leap.

This is one of us at an SS convention.

This is what a more realistic attempt would be like.

And finally, here's why it's probably best to try a different approach:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

[Hoju]

Originally posted by King Missile
you would still need a line to start the conversation....

what if she comes up and starts talking to YOU? HUH?? WHAT THEN?

i already know the answer since it has happened... but im curious what you think ahha

[King Missile]

Originally posted by Hoju
what if she comes up and starts talking to YOU? HUH?? WHAT THEN?

i already know the answer since it has happened... but im curious what you think ahha

talking back would be nice,

this girl came up to me once and asked me for a light, i looked at her, saw she was REAL cute and all, i replied "no", and continued ignoring her...

[WiseCherub]

Best pickup line.. go see dumb & dumber movie..heh...

OK I hated that movie, but it was funny in some places...