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Harry Potter
Ladies and gentlemen I am coming to you live from the HQ of WUOJ, the Worlds United Organization of Jocks. Recently their spokesperson Joe Smuck issued a press released to make it clear that not all school age people in this world are nerds addicted to stupid little books about fairies.
"Most of us, the members of WUOJ, have never read any book, let alone a nerd story about wizards" announces the press release.
"Though, without a doubt, all you will see on TV for the next few days are gangs of nerds running around with a huge fantasy novel we want to remind the public that this reign of terror will not last long. We intend to give all these nerdy children wedgies once they are off camera" continues the statement from WUOJ.
Most of the press release hasn't been spell checked, and the spokesperson got bored with sitting in a desk at the press conference and has since ran out of the building yelling profanities for no reason and throwing balls referred to as 'pig skin' at his friends. We are being informed that they are currently unavailable for comment.
We can be sure that their threats are not empty. Already I have seen three crying nerds holding the remnants of the fifth Harry Potter book (torn to shreds by the Jocks, no doubt) yelling "SOMEONE GET MY UNDERPANTS OUT OF MY BUNG HOLE"
Thats all from here, folks.
"Most of us, the members of WUOJ, have never read any book, let alone a nerd story about wizards" announces the press release.
"Though, without a doubt, all you will see on TV for the next few days are gangs of nerds running around with a huge fantasy novel we want to remind the public that this reign of terror will not last long. We intend to give all these nerdy children wedgies once they are off camera" continues the statement from WUOJ.
Most of the press release hasn't been spell checked, and the spokesperson got bored with sitting in a desk at the press conference and has since ran out of the building yelling profanities for no reason and throwing balls referred to as 'pig skin' at his friends. We are being informed that they are currently unavailable for comment.
We can be sure that their threats are not empty. Already I have seen three crying nerds holding the remnants of the fifth Harry Potter book (torn to shreds by the Jocks, no doubt) yelling "SOMEONE GET MY UNDERPANTS OUT OF MY BUNG HOLE"
Thats all from here, folks.
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