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    Sex While Speeding Down the Highway? No Problem!

    Wed July 2, 2003 08:21 AM ET
    BERLIN (Reuters) - Having sex while driving down a highway at 60 miles per hour is not an offence in Germany. But if you hit something, make sure you don't run off.

    A Cologne court fined a man who admitted he was having sex with a blonde hitchhiker sitting astride him when he drove his car into a road sign. But only because he fled the scene of the accident with his naked accomplice.

    "The man was convicted of hit-and-run and sentenced to a fine of 600 euros," court spokesman Juergen Mannebeck said on Tuesday. "It's hard to believe but in fact no law was broken with the intercourse on the motorway. It's a situation lawmakers never thought about."

    The 23-year-old man, who was tracked down through the car's registration, was also ordered to pay 400 euros to repair the sign. He did not know the name of the woman who left her clothes behind in the car.

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    In the states he woulda gotten nailed for something like "distracted driving".. the same shit they use for giving tickets to cellphone users.

    I hope he finished.
    http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

    "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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    • #3
      In this case, I think he was the one doing the nailing

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      • #4
        Mmm here's another one dealing with trains

        HEMPSTEAD, New York (Court TV) -- A 40-year-old registered nurse was found guilty last week of public lewdness for engaging in a ménage á trois with relatives on a moving Long Island Rail Road train last September.

        The jury determined that Dennis Greene copulated with his sister-in-law, Francine Greene, 40, while she was performing oral sex on her husband, Lyle Greene, 41, a plumber. Dennis Greene denied his involvement in the sexual escapades, saying he slept through most of the ride.

        The three were busted by LIRR cops in September after engaging in a group sex act during an early morning train ride from Manhattan. Several disgusted passengers complained to the conductor, but the Greenes carried on even after the conductor told them to stop, authorities said.

        During the trial, Terrence Fitzgerald, an assistant conductor, testified he saw Francine Greene sitting between the brothers. She and Dennis Greene were partially clothed. Fitzgerald informed the conductor, Warren Beale.

        The sexual shenanigans finally ended at the Merrick, Long Island, station after police boarded the train and arrested them.

        Lyle and Francine Greene previously pleaded guilty to public lewdness. All three each face up to 90 days in jail when they are sentenced May 9.
        dong burger

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        • #5
          Re: Mmm here's another one dealing with trains

          Originally posted by Darius Winds
          engaging in a ménage á trois with relatives

          This part made me nervous.. but it turned into a happy story.
          http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

          "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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          • #6
            lol :b

            Mmm I feel like posting all the weird news
            dong burger

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            • #7
              Vanilla Sex

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mandagorian
                Vanilla Sex
                chocolate sex
                FUCK SPELLING!!! punk rock forever!!!
                let the good times role mother fuckers!!!!
                life's a bitch then u marry one
                Originally posted by Savageee
                [Bhttp://www.theconcretedonkeys.com/images/stfu.jpg [/B]

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                • #9
                  Man thought wearing lingerie made shoplifting undetectable

                  A Chinese man caught shoplifting while wearing women's underwear told police he believed the lingerie made his crimes undetectable.

                  The 26-year-old said he was very superstitious.

                  He had heard that if he wore women's underwear, his shoplifting would go undetected.

                  The man, from Luocheng, was caught stealing women's clothing from a store in Kiuzhou.

                  He was found to be wearing the lingerie when officers strip-searched him, says China's Xinhua news agency.





                  That title is clickable
                  Originally posted by Facetious
                  edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                  • #10
                    Do _NOT_ have sex in the champagne room.
                    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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