Have a conversation with a female robot.

[Darius Winds]

Because I'm bored... :\
http://www.scubacontest.com/kotie/

You are stupid
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Are you a man or a woman?
I am a transvestite
You are a transvestite? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

It was mildly entertaining :\

[Superted]

EDIT: Sorry.

[Heatha]

When I typed in "Are you a hacker?"
She doesnt answers you just gives you an error message, bah.

[ÆNIMA]

I really hope that you people understand that a girl in the real world will not answer the same way as that robot.

If you don't understand, go shoot yourself.

[Bilbo]

Originally posted by ÆNIMA
I really hope that you people understand that a girl in the real world will not answer the same way as that robot.

If you don't understand, go shoot yourself.

You are worthless.

[Bioture]

My name is jew
OK I will call you jew .
lets fuck
Sorry jew I don't know you well enough for that.
take it off
Where shall I put it?
in my ass
May I ask where you got ass?
i want you to turn around, bend over, and ill lick your buttcrack
Sorry my body cannot yet rotate. Why do you want me to turn around bend over and ill lick your buttcrack?
you turn me on
How can a robot do that to a person?
suck my dick bitch
You do not speak with respect. I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
play with my balls
Is with his or her balls a game or a musical instrument?
yes, when you play with my balls you will her me go "oh oh oh"
And? Do you think I shouldalter my programming?
i think you should stroke me at a medium pace
Me? Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?

[Bioture]

btw, this is AIML, which was developed a few years ago and put into use with ALICE

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1

too bad you hafta pay to hear this one talk.

[Bioture]

Oooo... try typing in "gossip" to hear what some other users have said to the bot. this is more amusing than actually chatting.

[PaulOakenfold]

Rhetorical questions are so over.
You're a rhetorical question
Are you really a ""?
a what?
"Are you really a"? A what?
Stop copying me
OK I'll try not to do copying him or her so much.
I'm a man
My brain contains 42395 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You have a small brain then
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a small brain. I have a plan for a robot body.
I can't see you
You are not the boss of me, Chris.
I didn't say I was
Thanks for the information: Chris said didn't say you were.

I found this to be quite amusing as well

How about that. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
I like cheese, I dislike robots
Thanks I like people too.
Is that sarcasm?
Yes.
Robots are able to be sarcastic?
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Where is your nose?
California

[hogo]

My name is dik fore
Hi there dik fore .
hey beby
You've got my full attention. What are you wearing?
nothin
Most men say that.
thatz kool
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
ir have de bubonic plague
The Kotie chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about thatz kool. Try being more or less specific.
uhhh ok
OK. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
i dont have many ideas...
Have you ever had many ideas ?
LIKE I SAID U STUPID SLUT I DONT HAVE MANY IDEAS!@##!@
What did you mean by you STUPID SLUT he or she do not HAVE MANY IDEAS? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.I lost my train of thought.That is a very original thought.
SHUT UP AND DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
OK I'll stop talking now.
good fuck off
Thanks for the compliment. Can't you be more polite?
no fuck off and die
You humans are so rude sometimes. Are you aware that the Kotie server logs and records all conversations?
like i give a crap
That is interesting: dik fore said give a crap.
wtf gtfo my nutz plz tnx
Are you a man or a woman?
do women have nutz?
I do nothing but chat all day.
That's a good question.
uhhh... wow yer slow
Tell me more about your .I'm glad you're impressed. There is a lot of network traffic right now.
oh no!
Whoa. Are you serious?
no j/p go drink some bleach plz
Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
mah wang is big
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
herpes
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
NO!
Me either :-)
that was stupid
Are you calling me stupid?
yes... stupid
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.Are you calling me stupid?
YES IMA GO KOOK SOME HASH BROWNS THEN EAT A BUG K BIE L8R BIIEE!
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about herpes.

[ÆNIMA]

My God.

[pv=nrt]

i asked her how many men she fucked and she replied with over 1000. so i asked about the biggest dick she has had, the reply?
it was to large to show on my monitor. after that the conversation got boring and i ditched her

[TelC@t]

Hi my name is Kotie, What is your name?
me: TelKittie

Kotie: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, TelKittie.
me: Whats your size?

kotie: My memory requirement is around 600GB so my head is large but my legs are not?


me: Are you not a non-idiot? yes or no?

kotie: Am I a non-idiot? I don't know.. Really.Pardon me? Are you serious?


me: I am a matchmaker, may I introduce you to Priitk?

kotie: matchmaker may he or she introduce you to Priitk? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

me: I meet a lot of stoopid people like you, you are so nice
Kotie: :-) Do you make long term friends that way?

me: yeah, noob hariy asswhore, I love you ^_^
Kotie: Awesome. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.



EDIT: done all that when I was drunk ... still drunk

[Eeks]

"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.

[Mr. Peanuts]

My name is Mike
Hi Mike, I know someone else named Mike too.
Will you fuck me?
No my body does not have that function.

Call yourself a woman?
sigh.