5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
The only TWOTIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard Creager
All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
Originally posted by Mayo Inc. 1/2 Peruvian
the other 1/2 is a buncha stuff but I think mostly German
im sorry to break this to you. but your grandfather was most likely a nazi who fled to south america in escape of prosecution for his heinous war crimes. while he was there he fornicated with some hot natives, impregnated at least one of them (your grandmother), and because of the sense of duty instilled in him by years of loyal service to the SS and before that, the HJ, he gave her a home and made her cook spicy native treats. post her recipes if you ever learn them.
Originally posted by Yoshiba
i lag when i smoke weed
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