If you get caught

[Darius Winds]

Masturbation prevents Prostate Cancer. More details.

Prostate Cancer

[DoTheFandango]

K im safe

[Troll King]

Great, another new euphemism:

"Prolonging my life"

[Yoshiba]

one time i smoked a cigarette with my penis.

[ZeUs!!]

Well that pretty much ruined your chances of raising a family

[Darius Winds]

Actually

Actually.. I have a family... I'm 53 :\

[StackOverflow]

Well, then it ruined your chances of banging a 19 yr old. gg

[papist]

i know a guy with prostate cancer. he jerks off all the time.

[Mr. Peanuts]

some of my friends are black, im not racist.

well everybody whack off!, its good for you

[Mr. Peanuts]

Originally posted by Yoshiba
one time i smoked a cigarette with my penis.

WHY?

[Vandroy]

I though trashtalk forum was the worst :eek:

[sixtoo]

nice dead kennedy avatar !
my favorite cds - give me convience or give me death / fresh fruit for rotting vegetables, really though, they put out no bad cds... jello biafra is one smart fag!