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    In todays news....

    There was terrible accident on bridge 0100010101 today. Aparently the driver of a WB crossed wires while trying to type and drive at the same time. When the WB crossed over the wires, it collided with another ship causing a major backup on South Bound 0100010101. The backup lasted for about 3 hours while repair men tried to repair the lines.

    In the Weather Report...

    It is expected to rain tonight and through out the morning for much of the TW area. Players are encuraged to stay indors and logged in as much as possible. It is not recomended for anyone to go outdoors. If you must leave the TW area, always remember to fly slow and safe.

    Thats todays News Report from your local Nurples Network.
    Last edited by Nurples; 08-10-2003, 12:32 PM.
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  • #2
    Not to be rude... but what does this have to do with anything?
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Fit of Rage
      Not to be rude... but what does this have to do with anything?
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      • #4
        To be rude.. wtf are you talking about?
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        • #5
          to be nice, that's kinda funny. And sad too.
          Originally posted by Acidmouse
          pv=nrt your American you cant possibly understand anything.
          Spiderex> gg
          PureX> stfu newbie

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          • #6
            Haha Nurps ... hope 17th is doin well =).

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            • #7
              hey dork, die~~~!?!?!!!!!!
              Originally posted by Yoshiba
              i lag when i smoke weed

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              • #8
                Re: Local News Report

                IT'S PROPAGANDA I TELLZ YA MIXED IN WITHIN THIS HIDDEN MESSAGE- THIS SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE! HE'S TRYING TO SAY TW SUCKS AND IT CRASHES TOO MUCH AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE READING HIS POST, YOU WILL UNKNOWINGLY STUMBLE ONTO HIS SIGNATURE WHICH WILL ULTIMATELY DIRECT YOU TO HIS ZONE! AHHHHH! I WON'T FALL FOR IT.... anyways nurples, see you in 17th. bye.

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                • #9
                  no, i will NOT obey hitler... you sick fuck.
                  plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!

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                  • #10
                    You all have no humour in the slightest. Okay, everyone go back to flaming the usual suspects.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Local News Report

                      Originally posted by Nurples
                      In todays news....

                      There was terrible accident on bridge 0100010101 today. Aparently the driver of a WB crossed wires while trying to type and drive at the same time. When the WB crossed over the wires, it collided with another ship causing a major backup on South Bound 0100010101. The backup lasted for about 3 hours while repair men tried to repair the lines.

                      In the Weather Report...

                      It is expected to rain tonight and through out the morning for much of the TW area. Players are encuraged to stay indors and logged in as much as possible. It is not recomended for anyone to go outdoors. If you must leave the TW area, always remember to fly slow and safe.

                      Thats todays News Report from your local Nurples Network.
                      this is like when i joined the forums
                      SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nockm
                        You all have no humour in the slightest. Okay, everyone go back to flaming the usual suspects.
                        On it.

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                        • #13
                          Way to go Nurples!
                          That gave me a laugh at least.... hehe

                          What's the news for tomorrow?

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                          • #14
                            Useless crap, a decision primarily motivated by the fact I haven't got the foggiest about what you're talking about
                            Originally posted by Facetious
                            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                            • #15
                              The schools of tomorrow:

                              (people: Teacher - T, students - S, Coach - C)

                              -----Noobology-----

                              T: Welcome class, to the amazing world of noobology. As some of people might have told you, noobology is the study of newbies in subspace. But before we begin our lessons, there is one rule here - do not call anyone a newbie.

                              T- alrighty, now open your text book to page 1. There you will find some photographs of some of the greatest noobologists in subspace. the first page shows us professor Eehh. The second one - Dr. Louis XV. Please read the articles about them on your own.

                              S: excuse me, miss Heatha, it says here, that if someone in subspace kills you, it doesnt necesarily mean that they are newbies. I think that's a lie...

                              -----1337 language class-----

                              T: Good morning class. Please write the new vocabulary you see on the board. WHile you are doing that i'll explain some of the 1337 language rules to you. You see, if you are trying to speak 1337 and you don't know how to write a letter, that is considered lame 1337. That is a branch of this fascinating language that we are going to get into a bit later.

                              S: Umm, Mr. Tera, i think you spelled "n00b" wrong. it's "/\/008"

                              -----Soccer camps-----

                              C: allrighty chumps, who is ready to kick some powerball?!
                              (all students): MEEE!!!
                              C: alright then. But i have to warn you. This class is tough and some of you might not take the pressure. I am gonna coach you subspace soccer like there is no tomorrow. You will sit on your ass in front of your pc 16 hours a day, playing nothing but powerball games. It will be rough. Some of the elites will call you newbies, and i suggest you use the ignore command. Well, let's start!
                              S: Is trench wars a good zone for newbies to practise soccer games?
                              C: Absolutely not! Just download a new zone list and play in any zone that has the word ball in it.

                              -----Astronomy-----

                              T: Ok Timmy, do you have your homework ready?
                              S: Yes mr. Priitk
                              T: alright, read it outloud.
                              S: There are many objects in subspace that can be obstacles or advantages to you or even both. Some of the worst obstacles you will meet in the depths of subspace is stray weapons, like bullets, bombs, etc. There are also a bunch of dangerous things in subspace. Beware of the wormholes! One can be sucked up by one of these and warped to an unknown world...
                              T: Cough, umm Timmy, wormholes dont warp you to another world...

                              -----High school clubs-----

                              T: come get the full list of clubs here! Sports, cross country running, everything you need to stay healthy...
                              S: Let me have one of those lists.. thanks.. WHOA COOL!!! They got hockey and soccer here! and even zombies!! My parents will be so proud.

                              -----Business-----

                              T:... ok as many of you know, points are some of the most important things in this world. If you have a lot of points - you have leetness! Skill! and buying power! Now earning them is not an easy task. I, in my youth, usually spent about 10 hours a day, vulching in subspace. It's not popular, but points - thats what i wanted - made me so famous and well respected.

                              S: So mr Cigsmoke, what are some of the EASIEST ways of earning points?

                              T: well son, back in my days, we didnt have easy ways... Everything easy was made during your generation. Well anyway. Some of the easiest ways is cloaking.... being a ship that everyone constantly attaches to... And so on.

                              -----Speech class-----

                              T: ok where did we end... Oh yes. Flaming. Allright class, as you know, flamers about 80% of subspace population. And during this week we will learning how to deal with flamers verbally, in case you cant deal with them physically. Now who can name the most common word that flamers use?
                              S: I know i know, ouh ouh, call me, mr Magikoz!!
                              T: allright allright, you may answer
                              S: NOOB!
                              T: correct. Now there are a lot of ways to counter this oldest, yet in some cases most offensive insult. And thats one right there - "that is the oldest insult". Now who can name some more?
                              Last edited by Spiderex; 08-12-2003, 06:26 PM.
                              Originally posted by Acidmouse
                              pv=nrt your American you cant possibly understand anything.
                              Spiderex> gg
                              PureX> stfu newbie

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