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  • #31
    "Dude, where's my car?"
    Dude from Dude, Where's My Car?

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    • #32
      Army of Darkness, best line ever:

      "Good? Bad? Im the guy with the gun."

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      • #33
        Sarcastic ones are best.. like from Snatch

        pion> What wrong with this trailor?

        boss guy> (rips off door) - I don't like the color, other than that it's tip top...

        yeah im sad, onlyone i could think of
        $$$

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        • #34
          That reminds me of some good Snatch lines:

          "Hes supposed to be our getaway guy? What the fuck can he get away from?!"

          "Who do u need protection from? Zee Germans?"

          "And the fact that your guns say Replica down their sides while my gun says Desert Eagle .50 should expediate your balls shrinking away. Now fuck off."

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          • #35
            "FREEZE YOU MOTHER BITCHES!"

            bad boys.
            http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

            "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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            • #36
              Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
              can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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              • #37
                Don't remember it verbatim but I'll try:

                Hannes: I don't suppose you think you stand a chance against us... Mr. Cowboy..
                McClean: Yippie-kai-yae mother fucker...
                Mayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - Mattey

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                • #38
                  -Did you hear I graduated?
                  -Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right.
                  -A lot of people go to college for seven years.
                  -Yeah, they're called doctors.

                  Tommy Boy is great.
                  Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
                  i just wish it was longer
                  Originally posted by Cops
                  it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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                  • #39
                    From PCU:

                    "That Weasel snagged the bee!"

                    From The Blues Brothers:

                    "We're on a mission from God."

                    From Goldfinger:

                    "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                      Whatever Samuel L Jackson says from the Bible before he shots the computer nerd
                      speaking of pulp fiction....what was in that brief case?

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                      • #41
                        Pretty much everything from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. And since I am a lazy bastard I will give you a link instead of copy pasting all of them here.

                        http://www.imdb.com/Quotes?0120735
                        Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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                        • #42
                          Arnold always gets the best lines.

                          From Conan the Barbarian, Conan is asked what is the meaning of life, to which he replies

                          "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women"

                          pure gold arnold. If that isnt governor material, i dont know what is.

                          runner up

                          "I stuck my flute up my pussy"
                          $|_@Q\_/|=

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by uranium
                            speaking of pulp fiction....what was in that brief case?
                            there are many "theories". i like the theorie that it's marcellus walles's soul. Everyone who looks into the briefcase is absolutely stunned by its content. also marcellus has this plaster on the back of his neck (the soul gets taken away from the neck in religion books) and of course the house alarm code is 666 and some more thing i cant remember.

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                            • #44
                              i was thinking it was gold or something

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                              • #45
                                Blazing Saddles
                                Hey boys... lookie what I got here!

                                Yo, where da white women at?
                                5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                                5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                                5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                                1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                                1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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