"Hes supposed to be our getaway guy? What the fuck can he get away from?!"
"Who do u need protection from? Zee Germans?"
"And the fact that your guns say Replica down their sides while my gun says Desert Eagle .50 should expediate your balls shrinking away. Now fuck off."
-Did you hear I graduated?
-Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right.
-A lot of people go to college for seven years.
-Yeah, they're called doctors.
Tommy Boy is great.
Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
i just wish it was longer
Originally posted by Cops
it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.
Pretty much everything from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. And since I am a lazy bastard I will give you a link instead of copy pasting all of them here.
Originally posted by uranium speaking of pulp fiction....what was in that brief case?
there are many "theories". i like the theorie that it's marcellus walles's soul. Everyone who looks into the briefcase is absolutely stunned by its content. also marcellus has this plaster on the back of his neck (the soul gets taken away from the neck in religion books) and of course the house alarm code is 666 and some more thing i cant remember.
Blazing Saddles
Hey boys... lookie what I got here!
Yo, where da white women at?
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
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