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fuck bands. Freddy vs Jason review *SPOILERS*
Since i got a bit tired of this band-mania going on in the forum, i decided to review a movie.
Freddy vs Jason review/summary/whatever the fuck you wanna call it.
Scary? Not one part
Interesting? Yes. I enjoyed pretty much every second of the movie, even tho it was kind of short (1:20) but it seemed big enough.
Must see: Nah. It's a pretty interesting movie, but it's not that special to be a must see.
Short summary: Freddy can only kill if someone fears him and he kills kids through their dreams. Since noone even remembers poor ol freddy, freddy resurects dead jason to kill some kids. The town folk thinks it's freddy who is killing them again through their dreams, and they begin to fear him, so freddy gains power. and now jason is in his way of killing people, so the main hero somehow drags freddy out of her dream into real life and the 2 killers have a serious fight. After being hit by 10 ton sand pods, stabbed a good couple dozen times, pierced with a bunch of steel poles, losing some fingers, arms and heads, the two fuckers were still alive at the end of the movie. Well, the movie ends basically like this: As jason and freddy are killing each other on a river/sea/whatever dock, the main hero pours some gasoline onto the dock and ignites it. so both of the killers fall into the water (jason with a 90% blood loss, poked out eyes and missing fingers and freddy with removed head, removed arm and also 90% blood loss). After that they show jason coming out of the water, with freddy's winking head in his hands.
Good parts: uncensored nudity, fights, and basically the whole story.
Bad parts: I was a bit annoyed when the girls made some "OMFG I'M SO SCARED" faces which looked a bit fake
Freddy vs Jason review/summary/whatever the fuck you wanna call it.
Scary? Not one part
Interesting? Yes. I enjoyed pretty much every second of the movie, even tho it was kind of short (1:20) but it seemed big enough.
Must see: Nah. It's a pretty interesting movie, but it's not that special to be a must see.
Short summary: Freddy can only kill if someone fears him and he kills kids through their dreams. Since noone even remembers poor ol freddy, freddy resurects dead jason to kill some kids. The town folk thinks it's freddy who is killing them again through their dreams, and they begin to fear him, so freddy gains power. and now jason is in his way of killing people, so the main hero somehow drags freddy out of her dream into real life and the 2 killers have a serious fight. After being hit by 10 ton sand pods, stabbed a good couple dozen times, pierced with a bunch of steel poles, losing some fingers, arms and heads, the two fuckers were still alive at the end of the movie. Well, the movie ends basically like this: As jason and freddy are killing each other on a river/sea/whatever dock, the main hero pours some gasoline onto the dock and ignites it. so both of the killers fall into the water (jason with a 90% blood loss, poked out eyes and missing fingers and freddy with removed head, removed arm and also 90% blood loss). After that they show jason coming out of the water, with freddy's winking head in his hands.
Good parts: uncensored nudity, fights, and basically the whole story.
Bad parts: I was a bit annoyed when the girls made some "OMFG I'M SO SCARED" faces which looked a bit fake
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