New sports!

[cundor]

I was sitting on the toilet while brown snakes were coming out of my ass and then I came up with this idea. It's pretty dangerous tho, so it's only for the real Gangsta foe's.

It's pretty simple: a one-on-one duel.
Each guy takes a cat (no dog nor fishes, just a cat) by the tail and then they go stand in front of eachother on a distance of 0.5 meters. Then they just start hitting on eachother with the cats. The guy who dares to step back during the fight is the looser, so when you have real die-hard cat fighters, the game can take quite a while. Maybe we could use two cats/person when we're getting really good at it.

let me know you're thoughts and maybe you can come up with a new sport as well! I challenge you! Be that guy who makes a difference in the magic world of sport!

[ZeUs!!]

Myself and Tigerex were sitting at a train station at about 11-12 one night, and some drunkards staggered up to us and gave us what I know consider to be vital information. Apparently the best way to kill a cat is to place the palm of your hand on its head as if to stroke it, and then stroke it all the way down to its tail pressing really hard. The cats tail will stick up in the air and become rigid and in one quick movement, carrying on from stroking it, run your hand up its tail, grab it and fling the cat against the wall. Never fails.

[Mr. Peanuts]

or you could stove its head in with a spade.

[Scout1]

or you can replace a cat with cundor which makes the killing part a bit easier.

[Scout1]

nah i dont like to eat pussy (no pun intended)