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British humor.
An english gentleman comes home after a workday to find his wife in bed with another man. The gentleman immediatly takes his artifact sword, enters the room and a minute later comes out while wiping blood off the sword. He calls his buttler and says "Please bring a bandage to that gentleman over there and a corkscrew for the lady"
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?Squadless> I'M WHITE
Squadless> only on the outside tho
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1:Lemmin> is there any reason why bongs have to be so strangely phallic?
1:Lemmin> it's just these adverts in magazines with men sucking on these tube-like things that concern me
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7:Mr. Spam> any chubs want a twjd?
7:Nickname> only with you, sexpot
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3:Sydi> ok that's enough mythical incest for now
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Scoobing> here it comes
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he cut off the guys willy and said get a bandaid for it and a corkscrew to get it out of his wife??????????????Comment
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Flashbulbs flash and corkscrew.Comment
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omfg imagine that!!Originally posted by uranium
he cut off the guys willy and said get a bandaid for it and a corkscrew to get it out of his wife??????????????Code:[[]] [][] [][][][][][] [][] [[]] [][] [[]] [][][][][][] [[]] [][] [][] [[]] [][] [][][][][] [][] [[]]Comment
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was i right?Comment
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yeah, sounds about right.Squadless> I'M WHITE
Squadless> only on the outside tho
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1:Lemmin> is there any reason why bongs have to be so strangely phallic?
1:Lemmin> it's just these adverts in magazines with men sucking on these tube-like things that concern me
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7:Mr. Spam> any chubs want a twjd?
7:Nickname> only with you, sexpot
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3:Sydi> ok that's enough mythical incest for now
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Both teams are ready. Game begins in 30 seconds.
Scoobing> here it comes
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thats not humor.Comment
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Is it british because he's a gentleman?http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread
"Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -GalleleoComment
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Or because you spelt humour wrong?Originally posted by FacetiousComment
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maybe if you're english! (which you are!) we like to spell things without those damn u'sOriginally posted by ZeUs!!
Or because you spelt humour wrong?1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat
1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
1:trashed> wha
1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
1:trashed> i download my own
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1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would comeComment
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Ahahah! that is priceless. spelling things with an h,.. it must be an east coast thing......Originally posted by ZeUs!!
Or because you spelt humour wrong?
Will Thom Yorke ever cheer up? - ZeUs!!!Comment
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corkscrew?!
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...Comment
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Chainsaw kittens are just way above you.Comment
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im ignorant, all this american influence
and guess why english is called english?Comment
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